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There are pyramids in my head |
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There's one underneath my bead |
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And my lady's getting cranky |
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Every possible location |
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Has a simple explanation |
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And it isn't hanky-panky |
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I had read |
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Somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine |
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It said, that everything you grow in your garden would taste pretty fine |
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Instead, all |
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I ever get is a pain in the neck and a |
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Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap |
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I've consulted all the sages |
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I could find in the yellow pages |
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But there aren't many of them |
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And the MA |
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YAN panoramas |
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On my pyramid pajamas |
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Haven't helped my little problem |
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I've been told |
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Someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as |
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Good as gold, money in the bank and you don't even pay for it |
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If you fold, a dollar bill in the shape of the pyramid that's printed on the back |
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It's no lie |
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You can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an |
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Eagle's eye, you can grow a hedge that is vertically straight over |
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Ten feet high, all you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck |
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I had read, somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and wine |
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I'd been told, someone in the know can be sure of his good luck |
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It's no lie, all you need is a little bit of pyramidic help |