Pickin' Boogers Lyrics
| Song | Pickin' Boogers |
| Artist | Biz Markie |
| Album | Greatest Hits |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Big Daddy Kane, Biz Markie ... | |
| Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross | |
| But it's sure to have your trippin' | |
| So y'all listen close | |
| It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar | |
| But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you | |
| But it's still somethin' we all have to do | |
| So go up your nose with a finger or two | |
| And pull out one or a crusty crew | |
| Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray' | |
| Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day | |
| Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip | |
| With a finger, tissue, or even a | |
| Q-TipTake it from the | |
| Biz Markie because | |
| I'm jokin' | |
| And also, remember this slogan"Hey, ma, what's for dinner?Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Let me tell you what happened on the train, man | |
| I was coolin' one say with my partner | |
| KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin' the | |
| D trainWhen the man sittin' next to me was so profane | |
| He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain(You should 'a moved) | |
| I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out | |
| A big, green, slimey - naw, | |
| I'm not even gonna say it | |
| But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it | |
| He sat there for a while with it in his hand | |
| So I tried to play cool like a normal man | |
| So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap | |
| All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap | |
| Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke | |
| But a brother like | |
| Biz Markie had almost choked | |
| So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five | |
| And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye | |
| Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you | |
| And wiped 'em off his face and said | |
| I can't mess with you | |
| Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame | |
| But yo, you got to know the name of the game | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane | |
| Back in public school with my partner | |
| KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr | |
| Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other | |
| Never do our work as we were supposed' | |
| Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose | |
| And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude | |
| God forbid the person that had to leave his food | |
| No matter who you are, we didn't give a damn | |
| We even put teachers down with the program | |
| Whether it was a woman or if you're a man | |
| We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand | |
| Catch anyone from anywhere | |
| But the best part about it's catchin' | |
| Kane out there | |
| Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym | |
| I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him | |
| Now we're grown up and things have changed | |
| But we still be playin' the | |
| Pickin' Boogers game | |
| Just last night when | |
| Kane was gettin' ready | |
| I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Let me tell you what happened with this girl | |
| One night at | |
| Latin Quarters, | |
| I was standin' at ease | |
| And saw a gorgeous yound lady that | |
| I wanted to skeeze | |
| I didn't show enough that | |
| I really did want it | |
| So, no half-steppin', | |
| I pushed up on it | |
| Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat | |
| Had a spotlight beamin' on my | |
| Biz Markie hat | |
| But when she stepped in the light and she got real close | |
| I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose | |
| She was dressed real def and her body was hook | |
| But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look | |
| I wanted to tell her about it but | |
| I couldn't be bold | |
| So I played it off and said, "That's a cute green mole" | |
| I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away | |
| But she didn't do nothin', | |
| I guess she wanted it displayed | |
| I said, "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue" |
| zuo ci : Big Daddy Kane, Biz Markie ... | |
| Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross | |
| But it' s sure to have your trippin' | |
| So y' all listen close | |
| It' s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar | |
| But it' s rather on the bug tip and it' s called | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Now what I' m emceein' might not seem kosher to you | |
| But it' s still somethin' we all have to do | |
| So go up your nose with a finger or two | |
| And pull out one or a crusty crew | |
| Yo, don' t try to front like it' s so gloomy and gray' | |
| Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day | |
| Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip | |
| With a finger, tissue, or even a | |
| QTipTake it from the | |
| Biz Markie because | |
| I' m jokin' | |
| And also, remember this slogan" Hey, ma, what' s for dinner? Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Let me tell you what happened on the train, man | |
| I was coolin' one say with my partner | |
| KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin' the | |
| D trainWhen the man sittin' next to me was so profane | |
| He' d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain You should ' a moved | |
| I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out | |
| A big, green, slimey naw, | |
| I' m not even gonna say it | |
| But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it | |
| He sat there for a while with it in his hand | |
| So I tried to play cool like a normal man | |
| So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap | |
| All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap | |
| Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke | |
| But a brother like | |
| Biz Markie had almost choked | |
| So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five | |
| And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye | |
| Then the man jumped up and said what' s wrong with you | |
| And wiped ' em off his face and said | |
| I can' t mess with you | |
| Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame | |
| But yo, you got to know the name of the game | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane | |
| Back in public school with my partner | |
| KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr | |
| Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other | |
| Never do our work as we were supposed' | |
| Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose | |
| And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude | |
| God forbid the person that had to leave his food | |
| No matter who you are, we didn' t give a damn | |
| We even put teachers down with the program | |
| Whether it was a woman or if you' re a man | |
| We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand | |
| Catch anyone from anywhere | |
| But the best part about it' s catchin' | |
| Kane out there | |
| Especially we' re out playin' ball in the gym | |
| I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him | |
| Now we' re grown up and things have changed | |
| But we still be playin' the | |
| Pickin' Boogers game | |
| Just last night when | |
| Kane was gettin' ready | |
| I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Let me tell you what happened with this girl | |
| One night at | |
| Latin Quarters, | |
| I was standin' at ease | |
| And saw a gorgeous yound lady that | |
| I wanted to skeeze | |
| I didn' t show enough that | |
| I really did want it | |
| So, no halfsteppin', | |
| I pushed up on it | |
| Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat | |
| Had a spotlight beamin' on my | |
| Biz Markie hat | |
| But when she stepped in the light and she got real close | |
| I saw a teenyweenie booger on the tip of her nose | |
| She was dressed real def and her body was hook | |
| But that driedup boogeer just ruined the look | |
| I wanted to tell her about it but | |
| I couldn' t be bold | |
| So I played it off and said, " That' s a cute green mole" | |
| I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away | |
| But she didn' t do nothin', | |
| I guess she wanted it displayed | |
| I said, " Before you get my number I don' t mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because you' re gonna need the tissue" |
| zuò cí : Big Daddy Kane, Biz Markie ... | |
| Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross | |
| But it' s sure to have your trippin' | |
| So y' all listen close | |
| It' s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar | |
| But it' s rather on the bug tip and it' s called | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Now what I' m emceein' might not seem kosher to you | |
| But it' s still somethin' we all have to do | |
| So go up your nose with a finger or two | |
| And pull out one or a crusty crew | |
| Yo, don' t try to front like it' s so gloomy and gray' | |
| Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day | |
| Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip | |
| With a finger, tissue, or even a | |
| QTipTake it from the | |
| Biz Markie because | |
| I' m jokin' | |
| And also, remember this slogan" Hey, ma, what' s for dinner? Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Let me tell you what happened on the train, man | |
| I was coolin' one say with my partner | |
| KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin' the | |
| D trainWhen the man sittin' next to me was so profane | |
| He' d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain You should ' a moved | |
| I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out | |
| A big, green, slimey naw, | |
| I' m not even gonna say it | |
| But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it | |
| He sat there for a while with it in his hand | |
| So I tried to play cool like a normal man | |
| So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap | |
| All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap | |
| Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke | |
| But a brother like | |
| Biz Markie had almost choked | |
| So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five | |
| And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye | |
| Then the man jumped up and said what' s wrong with you | |
| And wiped ' em off his face and said | |
| I can' t mess with you | |
| Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame | |
| But yo, you got to know the name of the game | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane | |
| Back in public school with my partner | |
| KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr | |
| Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other | |
| Never do our work as we were supposed' | |
| Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose | |
| And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude | |
| God forbid the person that had to leave his food | |
| No matter who you are, we didn' t give a damn | |
| We even put teachers down with the program | |
| Whether it was a woman or if you' re a man | |
| We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand | |
| Catch anyone from anywhere | |
| But the best part about it' s catchin' | |
| Kane out there | |
| Especially we' re out playin' ball in the gym | |
| I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him | |
| Now we' re grown up and things have changed | |
| But we still be playin' the | |
| Pickin' Boogers game | |
| Just last night when | |
| Kane was gettin' ready | |
| I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Pickin' Boogers | |
| Let me tell you what happened with this girl | |
| One night at | |
| Latin Quarters, | |
| I was standin' at ease | |
| And saw a gorgeous yound lady that | |
| I wanted to skeeze | |
| I didn' t show enough that | |
| I really did want it | |
| So, no halfsteppin', | |
| I pushed up on it | |
| Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat | |
| Had a spotlight beamin' on my | |
| Biz Markie hat | |
| But when she stepped in the light and she got real close | |
| I saw a teenyweenie booger on the tip of her nose | |
| She was dressed real def and her body was hook | |
| But that driedup boogeer just ruined the look | |
| I wanted to tell her about it but | |
| I couldn' t be bold | |
| So I played it off and said, " That' s a cute green mole" | |
| I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away | |
| But she didn' t do nothin', | |
| I guess she wanted it displayed | |
| I said, " Before you get my number I don' t mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because you' re gonna need the tissue" |
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