| Song | The Dutchman |
| Artist | The High Llamas |
| Album | Gideon Gaye |
| The Dutchman was dressed to impress, | |
| Walking through streets that were laid with distress. | |
| By the barstool | |
| Patiently sat | |
| Little collie stares back | |
| Two wrongs do not make a right, | |
| Though there are times when it feels they just might | |
| I don't know my right from my left | |
| I do not know where the next sun will set | |
| By the barstool | |
| Patiently sat | |
| Little collie stares back |