Punch You In The Jeans

Punch You In The Jeans Lyrics

Song Punch You In The Jeans
Artist The Lonely Island
Album Incredibad
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[00:00.00] 作曲 : Dewese, Potsic, Samberg ...
[00:00.60] These days a lot of cats is out of line
[00:03.09] Seems to me like they need to get punched
[00:05.70] Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em?
[00:08.39] Yo, the choice is obvious
[00:11.05] I'll punch you in the jeans
[00:12.70] I'll punch you in the jeans
[00:13.84] This is not a case of man vs machine
[00:16.36] You think you were safe, thought you got away clean?
[00:18.87] I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
[00:21.61] I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker
[00:24.19] Rockin' your slacks from here to Ja-maica
[00:26.95] Shakin your boots cuz I'm the earthquaker
[00:29.59] Bringin those jeans 'round here was a mistake-a
[00:31.96] I got a vendetta
[00:33.43] It's against your jeans
[00:34.96] Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
[00:37.42] They can be on your legs or on the clothesline
[00:40.01] But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time!
[00:42.90] I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
[00:45.48] Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons
[00:48.07] Man, I hate your jeans
[00:49.45] I'm gonna bruise that denim
[00:50.71] (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em)
[00:53.54] Yo we'll punch your jeans
[00:55.02] We said it before
[00:56.22] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[00:58.65] Better watch your back cuz we're on the creep
[01:01.28] And we won't stop til your jeans are six feet deep!
[01:04.02] Man I'll murder your jeans
[01:05.43] I'll feed em to the fishes
[01:06.80] Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes
[01:09.39] Punch your jeans on all three counts
[01:11.89] It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
[01:14.67] Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same
[01:17.22] We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
[01:20.42] I'd lay em in a field where there's chemical sprayin
[01:22.56] but I'd punch em first
[01:23.88] Yo that goes without sayin'
[01:25.20] Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff
[01:27.84] It's just another jean for my first to stuff
[01:30.43] Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches
[01:32.94] Jeans pronounced dead
[01:34.04] Cause of death?
[01:35.42] Hecka punchin'!
[01:36.14] Yo we'll punch your jeans
[01:37.35] We said it before
[01:38.63] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[01:41.16] You got something to say?
[01:42.61] We got the proper retorts
[01:43.87] Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts
[01:46.44] Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
[01:49.08] Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms
[01:51.66] Gonna beat those jeans
[01:53.12] Wanna dip em in slime
[01:54.45] Turn your 501's into 499's
[01:57.00] When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face
[01:59.54] The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
[02:02.24] You got taste and it shows, my man
[02:04.67] Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand
[02:07.52] Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans
[02:10.18] Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean
[02:12.70] Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush
[02:15.64] And break out before you get bum-rushed
[02:18.22] Yo we'll punch your jeans
[02:19.57] We said it before
[02:21.07] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[02:23.24] So take off your jeans and reverse the curse
[02:26.23] Cuz we're the best jean punchers in the universe
[02:28.83] (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)
[02:33.45] (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)
[02:38.24]
[00:00.00] zuo qu : Dewese, Potsic, Samberg ...
[00:00.60] These days a lot of cats is out of line
[00:03.09] Seems to me like they need to get punched
[00:05.70] Yeah but where you gonna punch ' em?
[00:08.39] Yo, the choice is obvious
[00:11.05] I' ll punch you in the jeans
[00:12.70] I' ll punch you in the jeans
[00:13.84] This is not a case of man vs machine
[00:16.36] You think you were safe, thought you got away clean?
[00:18.87] I' ll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
[00:21.61] I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker
[00:24.19] Rockin' your slacks from here to Jamaica
[00:26.95] Shakin your boots cuz I' m the earthquaker
[00:29.59] Bringin those jeans ' round here was a mistakea
[00:31.96] I got a vendetta
[00:33.43] It' s against your jeans
[00:34.96] Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
[00:37.42] They can be on your legs or on the clothesline
[00:40.01] But when I see the zipper and cloth it' s go time!
[00:42.90] I' m zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
[00:45.48] Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons
[00:48.07] Man, I hate your jeans
[00:49.45] I' m gonna bruise that denim
[00:50.71] It really doesn' t matter as long as you' re in em
[00:53.54] Yo we' ll punch your jeans
[00:55.02] We said it before
[00:56.22] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[00:58.65] Better watch your back cuz we' re on the creep
[01:01.28] And we won' t stop til your jeans are six feet deep!
[01:04.02] Man I' ll murder your jeans
[01:05.43] I' ll feed em to the fishes
[01:06.80] Here' s what I' d do if I had three wishes
[01:09.39] Punch your jeans on all three counts
[01:11.89] It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
[01:14.67] Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same
[01:17.22] We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
[01:20.42] I' d lay em in a field where there' s chemical sprayin
[01:22.56] but I' d punch em first
[01:23.88] Yo that goes without sayin'
[01:25.20] Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff
[01:27.84] It' s just another jean for my first to stuff
[01:30.43] Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches
[01:32.94] Jeans pronounced dead
[01:34.04] Cause of death?
[01:35.42] Hecka punchin'!
[01:36.14] Yo we' ll punch your jeans
[01:37.35] We said it before
[01:38.63] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[01:41.16] You got something to say?
[01:42.61] We got the proper retorts
[01:43.87] Beat your jeans so bad that they' ll wish they were shorts
[01:46.44] Gonna revise your Levi' s with physical harm
[01:49.08] Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms
[01:51.66] Gonna beat those jeans
[01:53.12] Wanna dip em in slime
[01:54.45] Turn your 501' s into 499' s
[01:57.00] When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face
[01:59.54] The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
[02:02.24] You got taste and it shows, my man
[02:04.67] Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand
[02:07.52] Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans
[02:10.18] Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean
[02:12.70] Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush
[02:15.64] And break out before you get bumrushed
[02:18.22] Yo we' ll punch your jeans
[02:19.57] We said it before
[02:21.07] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[02:23.24] So take off your jeans and reverse the curse
[02:26.23] Cuz we' re the best jean punchers in the universe
[02:28.83] It really doesn' t matter as long as you' re in ' em
[02:33.45] It really doesn' t matter as long as you' re in ' em
[02:38.24]
[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : Dewese, Potsic, Samberg ...
[00:00.60] These days a lot of cats is out of line
[00:03.09] Seems to me like they need to get punched
[00:05.70] Yeah but where you gonna punch ' em?
[00:08.39] Yo, the choice is obvious
[00:11.05] I' ll punch you in the jeans
[00:12.70] I' ll punch you in the jeans
[00:13.84] This is not a case of man vs machine
[00:16.36] You think you were safe, thought you got away clean?
[00:18.87] I' ll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans
[00:21.61] I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker
[00:24.19] Rockin' your slacks from here to Jamaica
[00:26.95] Shakin your boots cuz I' m the earthquaker
[00:29.59] Bringin those jeans ' round here was a mistakea
[00:31.96] I got a vendetta
[00:33.43] It' s against your jeans
[00:34.96] Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams
[00:37.42] They can be on your legs or on the clothesline
[00:40.01] But when I see the zipper and cloth it' s go time!
[00:42.90] I' m zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision
[00:45.48] Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons
[00:48.07] Man, I hate your jeans
[00:49.45] I' m gonna bruise that denim
[00:50.71] It really doesn' t matter as long as you' re in em
[00:53.54] Yo we' ll punch your jeans
[00:55.02] We said it before
[00:56.22] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[00:58.65] Better watch your back cuz we' re on the creep
[01:01.28] And we won' t stop til your jeans are six feet deep!
[01:04.02] Man I' ll murder your jeans
[01:05.43] I' ll feed em to the fishes
[01:06.80] Here' s what I' d do if I had three wishes
[01:09.39] Punch your jeans on all three counts
[01:11.89] It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts
[01:14.67] Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same
[01:17.22] We see eye to eye in this jean punch game
[01:20.42] I' d lay em in a field where there' s chemical sprayin
[01:22.56] but I' d punch em first
[01:23.88] Yo that goes without sayin'
[01:25.20] Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff
[01:27.84] It' s just another jean for my first to stuff
[01:30.43] Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches
[01:32.94] Jeans pronounced dead
[01:34.04] Cause of death?
[01:35.42] Hecka punchin'!
[01:36.14] Yo we' ll punch your jeans
[01:37.35] We said it before
[01:38.63] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[01:41.16] You got something to say?
[01:42.61] We got the proper retorts
[01:43.87] Beat your jeans so bad that they' ll wish they were shorts
[01:46.44] Gonna revise your Levi' s with physical harm
[01:49.08] Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms
[01:51.66] Gonna beat those jeans
[01:53.12] Wanna dip em in slime
[01:54.45] Turn your 501' s into 499' s
[01:57.00] When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face
[01:59.54] The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face
[02:02.24] You got taste and it shows, my man
[02:04.67] Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand
[02:07.52] Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans
[02:10.18] Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean
[02:12.70] Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush
[02:15.64] And break out before you get bumrushed
[02:18.22] Yo we' ll punch your jeans
[02:19.57] We said it before
[02:21.07] Best believe this is not a metaphor
[02:23.24] So take off your jeans and reverse the curse
[02:26.23] Cuz we' re the best jean punchers in the universe
[02:28.83] It really doesn' t matter as long as you' re in ' em
[02:33.45] It really doesn' t matter as long as you' re in ' em
[02:38.24]
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