Like A Boss

Song Like A Boss
Artist The Lonely Island
Album Incredibad

Lyrics

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:00.51] Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
[00:03.08] No problem.
[00:04.01] So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
[00:06.20] Absolutely, I'm the boss.
[00:07.99] Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
[00:10.98] Well the first thing I do is...
[00:12.93] Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
[00:14.26] Approve memos (Like a boss)
[00:15.71] Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
[00:17.27] Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
[00:18.87] Direct work flow (Like a boss)
[00:20.50] My own bathroom (Like a boss)
[00:22.00] Micromanage (Like a boss)
[00:23.60] Promote synergy (Like a boss)
[00:25.19] Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
[00:26.86] Get rejected (Like a boss)
[00:28.47] Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
[00:30.05] Send some faxes (Like a boss)
[00:31.66] Call a sex line (Like a boss)
[00:33.18] Cry deeply (Like a boss)
[00:34.69] Demand a refund (Like a boss)
[00:36.59] Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
[00:38.25] Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
[00:39.69] No promotion (Like a boss)
[00:41.42] Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
[00:43.06] Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:44.63] Buy a gun (Like a boss)
[00:46.04] In my mouth (Like a boss)
[00:47.70] Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!
[00:50.78] Pussy out (Like a boss)
[00:52.61] Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
[00:54.22] Jump out the window (Like a boss)
[00:55.60] Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
[00:57.27] Score some coke (Like a boss)
[00:58.86] Crash my car (Like a boss)
[01:00.37] Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
[01:02.16] Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
[01:03.65] Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
[01:05.16] Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
[01:06.90] Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
[01:08.40] Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)
[01:09.99] Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
[01:11.44] Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
[01:13.23] Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
[01:14.80] Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
[01:16.45] ...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
[01:20.52] No doubt.
[01:21.81] You chop your balls off and die?
[01:23.63] Hell yeah!
[01:24.74] And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
[01:27.53] Nope.
[01:29.59] I'm pretty sure you did.
[01:31.09] Nah, that ain't me.
[01:32.67] Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
[01:35.50] I'm the boss.
[01:36.76] Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
[01:38.91] I'm the boss.
[01:40.43] Yeah, yeah, I got it.
[01:41.16] I'm the boss.
[01:42.08] No, I heard you, see you later!
[01:44.51] Like a boss!
[01:46.43]

Pinyin

[00:00.00] zuò qǔ : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ...
[00:00.51] Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
[00:03.08] No problem.
[00:04.01] So you' re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
[00:06.20] Absolutely, I' m the boss.
[00:07.99] Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss.
[00:10.98] Well the first thing I do is...
[00:12.93] Talk to Corporate Like a boss
[00:14.26] Approve memos Like a boss
[00:15.71] Lead a workshop Like a boss
[00:17.27] Remember birthdays Like a boss
[00:18.87] Direct work flow Like a boss
[00:20.50] My own bathroom Like a boss
[00:22.00] Micromanage Like a boss
[00:23.60] Promote synergy Like a boss
[00:25.19] Hit on Deborah Like a boss
[00:26.86] Get rejected Like a boss
[00:28.47] Swallow sadness Like a boss
[00:30.05] Send some faxes Like a boss
[00:31.66] Call a sex line Like a boss
[00:33.18] Cry deeply Like a boss
[00:34.69] Demand a refund Like a boss
[00:36.59] Eat a bagel Like a boss
[00:38.25] Harassment lawsuit Like a boss
[00:39.69] No promotion Like a boss
[00:41.42] Fifth of vodka Like a boss
[00:43.06] Shit on Deborah' s desk Like a boss
[00:44.63] Buy a gun Like a boss
[00:46.04] In my mouth Like a boss
[00:47.70] Oh, fuck me, I can' t fucking do it, shit!
[00:50.78] Pussy out Like a boss
[00:52.61] Puke on Deborah' s desk Like a boss
[00:54.22] Jump out the window Like a boss
[00:55.60] Suck a dude' s dick Like a boss
[00:57.27] Score some coke Like a boss
[00:58.86] Crash my car Like a boss
[01:00.37] Suck my own dick Like a boss
[01:02.16] Eat some chicken strips Like a boss
[01:03.65] Chop my balls off Like a boss
[01:05.16] Black out in the sewer Like a boss
[01:06.90] Meet a giant fish Like a boss
[01:08.40] Fuck his brains out Like a boss
[01:09.99] Turn into a jet Like a boss
[01:11.44] Bomb the Russians Like a boss
[01:13.23] Crash into the sun Like a boss
[01:14.80] Now I' m dead Like a boss
[01:16.45] ... Uhhuh, so that' s an average day for you then?
[01:20.52] No doubt.
[01:21.81] You chop your balls off and die?
[01:23.63] Hell yeah!
[01:24.74] And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
[01:27.53] Nope.
[01:29.59] I' m pretty sure you did.
[01:31.09] Nah, that ain' t me.
[01:32.67] Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
[01:35.50] I' m the boss.
[01:36.76] Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.
[01:38.91] I' m the boss.
[01:40.43] Yeah, yeah, I got it.
[01:41.16] I' m the boss.
[01:42.08] No, I heard you, see you later!
[01:44.51] Like a boss!
[01:46.43]