| Song | Rocky |
| Artist | The Lonely Island |
| Album | Turtleneck & Chain |
| [ti:rocky] | |
| [ar:the lonely island] | |
| [00:02.39] | Here's a little story that I think you'll like |
| [00:04.42] | It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike |
| [00:06.56] | So buckle your seatbelts,it's gonna get choppy |
| [00:09.91] | And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky |
| [00:12.57] | One day me and all my friends were hangin' |
| [00:14.32] | Talkin''bout which of the girls was most bangin' |
| [00:16.67] | Then one friend says,'You know who's really tough? |
| [00:19.50] | 'Rocky,'（hit me home）'the boxer.'Man, |
| [00:21.65] | I said,'Yeah I know him.What about him?'He said, |
| [00:24.76] | 'He's really tough.''No way,man.I'm calling your bluff |
| [00:26.85] | 'I think that I can take him and,to prove my point, |
| [00:29.55] | 'I'll challenge him in public.'（Yeah,that's the joint!） |
| [00:31.53] | So the very next day,stayed true to my word |
| [00:34.73] | And I snuck on T.V.so I could be heard |
| [00:37.12] | I said,'Rocky,if you're out there,I think you're a nerd. |
| [00:39.56] | 'And I'll lick you and bury you like a dog turd!' |
| [00:41.64] | I got kicked out,but the candle was lit |
| [00:43.99] | 'Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit |
| [00:46.53] | It made the headlines and I got the call |
| [00:48.97] | It was Rocky （'Hey'）and he wanted to brawl |
| [00:51.50] | We negotiated terms and set the date |
| [00:53.94] | Then I went into training to add some muscle weight |
| [00:57.10] | While I punched on meat in a rickety shack |
| [00:59.38] | He was sippin'on wine,having models rub his back |
| [01:01.62] | At the weigh-in,boy the tension was high |
| [01:03.76] | Me and Rock,toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye |
| [01:05.89] | I talked some trash,we got pulled apart |
| [01:08.89] | I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart |
| [01:11.94] | Skip ahead,the big night was finally here |
| [01:14.43] | My body was ripped and my mind was clear |
| [01:16.88] | We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd |
| [01:19.34] | People chantin'my name -I never felt so proud |
| [01:21.95] | Faced off once more in the center of the ring |
| [01:24.35] | Touched gloves,said a prayer and the bell went *ding* |
| [01:26.44] | He hit me with a left and shattered my face |
| [01:29.23] | And a right sent my teeth all over the place |
| [01:31.17] | Then another great punch caved-in my eye socket |
| [01:33.35] | He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled,'Stop it!' |
| [01:36.10] | But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs |
| [01:39.21] | Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids |
| [01:41.20] | They yelled out,'More!'and Rocky obliged |
| [01:43.55] | I had to think of some way to turn the tides |
| [01:46.19] | So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might |
| [01:48.97] | Took a swing,but he caught me with a sucker punch right |
| [01:51.31] | Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right |
| [01:53.90] | Then twenty-two consecutive sucker punch rights |
| [01:56.68] | He tore off my arms and beat me with 'em |
| [01:59.17] | Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision |
| [02:01.36] | He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin |
| [02:04.03] | The bone splinters shot right out of my skin |
| [02:06.31] | People barfed in the crowd;they were going insane |
| [02:08.40] | And Rocky punched my nose-bone into my brain |
| [02:11.01] | I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts |
| [02:13.45] | Then Rocky pissed on me （customary in sports） |
| [02:15.69] | The doctor came out and pronounced me dead |
| [02:18.38] | And that was the night I fought Rocky |
| ti: rocky | |
| ar: the lonely island | |
| [00:02.39] | Here' s a little story that I think you' ll like |
| [00:04.42] | It' s not about Shaq or Iron Mike |
| [00:06.56] | So buckle your seatbelts, it' s gonna get choppy |
| [00:09.91] | And listen to the tale of the time I fought Rocky |
| [00:12.57] | One day me and all my friends were hangin' |
| [00:14.32] | Talkin'' bout which of the girls was most bangin' |
| [00:16.67] | Then one friend says,' You know who' s really tough? |
| [00:19.50] | ' Rocky,' hit me home' the boxer.' Man, |
| [00:21.65] | I said,' Yeah I know him. What about him?' He said, |
| [00:24.76] | ' He' s really tough.'' No way, man. I' m calling your bluff |
| [00:26.85] | ' I think that I can take him and, to prove my point, |
| [00:29.55] | ' I' ll challenge him in public.' Yeah, that' s the joint! |
| [00:31.53] | So the very next day, stayed true to my word |
| [00:34.73] | And I snuck on T. V. so I could be heard |
| [00:37.12] | I said,' Rocky, if you' re out there, I think you' re a nerd. |
| [00:39.56] | ' And I' ll lick you and bury you like a dog turd!' |
| [00:41.64] | I got kicked out, but the candle was lit |
| [00:43.99] | ' Cause the people had to know if my claim was legit |
| [00:46.53] | It made the headlines and I got the call |
| [00:48.97] | It was Rocky ' Hey' and he wanted to brawl |
| [00:51.50] | We negotiated terms and set the date |
| [00:53.94] | Then I went into training to add some muscle weight |
| [00:57.10] | While I punched on meat in a rickety shack |
| [00:59.38] | He was sippin' on wine, having models rub his back |
| [01:01.62] | At the weighin, boy the tension was high |
| [01:03.76] | Me and Rock, toetotoe and eyetoeye |
| [01:05.89] | I talked some trash, we got pulled apart |
| [01:08.89] | I shot him one last look to strike fear in his heart |
| [01:11.94] | Skip ahead, the big night was finally here |
| [01:14.43] | My body was ripped and my mind was clear |
| [01:16.88] | We entered the arena to the roar of the crowd |
| [01:19.34] | People chantin' my name I never felt so proud |
| [01:21.95] | Faced off once more in the center of the ring |
| [01:24.35] | Touched gloves, said a prayer and the bell went ding |
| [01:26.44] | He hit me with a left and shattered my face |
| [01:29.23] | And a right sent my teeth all over the place |
| [01:31.17] | Then another great punch cavedin my eye socket |
| [01:33.35] | He broke my jaw and my trainer yelled,' Stop it!' |
| [01:36.10] | But nobody heard him and he crushed my ribs |
| [01:39.21] | Blood sprayed off my face and onto some kids |
| [01:41.20] | They yelled out,' More!' and Rocky obliged |
| [01:43.55] | I had to think of some way to turn the tides |
| [01:46.19] | So I leaned back to hit him with all of my might |
| [01:48.97] | Took a swing, but he caught me with a sucker punch right |
| [01:51.31] | Then a sucker punch left and a sucker punch right |
| [01:53.90] | Then twentytwo consecutive sucker punch rights |
| [01:56.68] | He tore off my arms and beat me with ' em |
| [01:59.17] | Then threw acid in my face which obscured my vision |
| [02:01.36] | He kicked me in the leg and fractured my shin |
| [02:04.03] | The bone splinters shot right out of my skin |
| [02:06.31] | People barfed in the crowd they were going insane |
| [02:08.40] | And Rocky punched my nosebone into my brain |
| [02:11.01] | I was quivering and twitching when I soiled my shorts |
| [02:13.45] | Then Rocky pissed on me customary in sports |
| [02:15.69] | The doctor came out and pronounced me dead |
| [02:18.38] | And that was the night I fought Rocky |