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She pushed in before me, in the supermarket queue. |
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Pretending not to see me in the way women do. |
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She put on the counter some bread and milk too, and then she pulled out 5 different bottles of shampoo. |
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And I thought to myself, \"I will never understand women.\" |
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And I hear some of you saying \"Yeah but all men are the same, they all think they're so cool and are ruled by their dicks.\" |
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That might be true of me, but it ain't true of all of us, so don't point that finger so quick. |
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I do see some of the blokes though, in the clubs, pinching girls asses, trying to be intimidating, making obscene passes. \"Man, she's a goddess, you can tell by the way she dances.\" |
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But you call her a slag when she don't accept your advances. |
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You just show you got no respect for yourself. |
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Show you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl. |
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So when she chats to me, you spit at her and shout \"WHORE.\" |
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Well, it's written in the art of war, to fight only the battles you can win. |
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But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in. |
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If you have to scrape me, broken boned, bloodied, bruised and battered up off the floor, well fuck it. |
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Integrity is what black eyes were invented for. |
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So down with the dictatorship, they're so cock sure, they use rape as a weapon of war. |
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Fuck the man that thinks it's okay to give his wife a punch. |
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Fuck the judge that said it weren't rape cause she was drunk. |
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And if you're pro life, |
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I mean, if you're |
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PRO life, then become a doctor, or foster a kid, make it possible for people who are alive, to |
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LIVE. But don't you dare tell women, what they can and can't do, when it was a woman that gave life to you. |
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Yes, I'm a man who may be stereotypical, but |
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I ain't afraid to say it, |
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I think all women are beautiful, and strong. |
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Too fat, too thin, that's just media spin. |
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You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin. |
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So I'm sorry, if we made you feel untrue, if truth be known, |
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I love all of you. |
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You're a giver of life, and a warrior too, so do you really need 5 different bottles of shampoo? |