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Here comes the book |
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The book of rules |
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If you play this game |
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You won't stay the same |
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You could win your golden teeth |
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Be a spinning top |
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Use a riding crop |
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Mr Alphabet says |
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"Smile like a weasel |
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As I cover you... |
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Cover you in treacle" |
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We all know impatience is a sin |
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So do as you're told to do |
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It's so rewarding to |
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And you could win the tin man's heart |
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Be a chiming clock |
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Lie on the chopping block |
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Mr Alphabet says |
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"Give me all your money |
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Just to cover you |
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Cover you in honey" |
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Don't be afraid |
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There's no marmalade |
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Don't be afraid |
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I wouldn't even dream of it! |