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(spoken) |
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Hello |
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My name is The Man With The Mustache |
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And if we ever met before |
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I'm sure I will see you soon |
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And I know you've probably been curious and scared |
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This has awoken feelings inside of your loins and private parts that you haven't experienced before |
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Understandable |
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Whisper it in my ear |
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Talk to my mustache because it hears you |
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And it listens to you |
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Where can I massage you that will ease your pain? |
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Come with me |
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And ride on my magical mustache |
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C'est fini! |
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Merci beaucoup pas tout. |
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Je suis le Man With The Mustache. |
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It's ok to shave your private parts |
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Why do birds sing when I appear? |
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Man With the Mustache doesn't have to do math |
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He has sex with ladies |
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Do that math |