Pope John Paul the 3rd

Song Pope John Paul the 3rd
Artist The Left Rights
Album Bad Choices Made Easy

Lyrics

If I was gonna be a power ranger
I would be the white power ranger
But if I was a pope
I would be
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty ****ing wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty ****ing wicked!
If I was a polar bear
I would eat human heads
But if I was a pope
I would be
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty ****ing wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty ****ing wicked!
I want to have sex with boys
I want to have sex with girls
If I'm going to abstain from sex
Then I'd better be the ****ing pope