| Song | Dadeaddudeindebtdude |
| Artist | The Left Rights |
| Album | Bad Choices Made Easy |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| (Essentially a reading of the Mindless Self Indulgence song "Like Shit") | |
| Oh, surprise, make mine a supersize. | |
| Fuck all this metal shit I'm bringing back the synthesize. | |
| Y'all don't realise, I'm what you criticise. | |
| I tried to compart- *ahem* | |
| I tried to compartmentalise but I didn't know what it meant. | |
| Just like this, sippin' bacardi. | |
| Just like this, la-di-da-di. | |
| Just like this, just like this! |