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Yeah, I know what you're talkin' about |
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ahh, |
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There was a time when man did live in caves as we all know |
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These people were known as cave men, neanderthal men or troglodytes |
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What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time. |
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When the only people that existed were troglodytes... cave men... |
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Cave women... Neanderthal... troglodytes. Let's take the average |
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Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up, |
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Try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this: |
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"Dance... dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look |
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In the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a |
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Woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the |
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Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look |
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Around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here... come here". |
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He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause |
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It might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd |
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Be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there, |
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Wet and frightened. He said: "Move... move". She got up. She was a |
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Big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one |
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Of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said: |
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"Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me |
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Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him. |
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She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said |
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(Falsetto): |
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"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto): |
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"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way |
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Back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto) |
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"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants! |
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Hotpants! Ugh... ugh... ugh". |
