| Song | John Harrolson, John Harrolson |
| Artist | Bobby Horton |
| Album | Homespun Songs of the C. S. A., Volume 5 |
| [00:03.856] | John Haralson, John Haralson—you are a funny creature; |
| [00:11.329] | You’ve given to this cruel war a new and useful feature. |
| [00:18.515] | You’d have us think, while every man is bound to be a fighter, |
| [00:25.640] | The women, bless the pretty dears, should be put to making nitre. |
| [00:36.258] | John Haralson, John Haralson, how could you get the notion, |
| [00:43.433] | To send your barrel ‘round the town to gather up the lotion? |
| [00:50.607] | We think the girls do work enough in giving love and kissing, |
| [00:57.747] | But you have put the pretty dears to Patriotic...I can't say that word. (Pissing). |
| [01:08.650] | John Haralson, John Haralson, could you not invent a neater, |
| [01:15.825] | Or some less immodest mode of making your saltpetre. |
| [01:23.290] | The thing it is queer, you know, gunpowder like the cranky |
| [01:30.431] | That when a lady lifts her skirts, she shoots another Yankee. |
| [00:03.856] | John Haralson, John Haralson you are a funny creature |
| [00:11.329] | You' ve given to this cruel war a new and useful feature. |
| [00:18.515] | You' d have us think, while every man is bound to be a fighter, |
| [00:25.640] | The women, bless the pretty dears, should be put to making nitre. |
| [00:36.258] | John Haralson, John Haralson, how could you get the notion, |
| [00:43.433] | To send your barrel ' round the town to gather up the lotion? |
| [00:50.607] | We think the girls do work enough in giving love and kissing, |
| [00:57.747] | But you have put the pretty dears to Patriotic... I can' t say that word. Pissing. |
| [01:08.650] | John Haralson, John Haralson, could you not invent a neater, |
| [01:15.825] | Or some less immodest mode of making your saltpetre. |
| [01:23.290] | The thing it is queer, you know, gunpowder like the cranky |
| [01:30.431] | That when a lady lifts her skirts, she shoots another Yankee. |