| Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party | |
| Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started | |
| Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail | |
| If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever | |
| If bein' strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather | |
| If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side | |
| At the swingin' party down the line | |
| At the swingin' party down the line | |
| Pound the prairie pavement, losin' proposition | |
| Quittin' school and goin' to work and never goin' fishin' | |
| Water all around, never learned how to swim now | |
| If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever | |
| If bein' strong's your kind, then I need help here with this feather | |
| If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side | |
| At the swingin' party down the line | |
| At the swingin' party down the line | |
| Bring your own lampshade, somewhere there's a party | |
| Here it's never endin', can't remember when it started | |
| Pass around the lampshade, there'll be plenty enough room in jail | |
| If bein' wrong's a crime, I'm serving forever | |
| If bein' strong is what you want, then I need help here with this feather | |
| If bein' afraid is a crime, we hang side by side | |
| At the swingin' party down the line | |
| at the swingin' party down the line | |
| Catch you down at the swingin' party down the line |