| Song | P.O. Box 9847 |
| Artist | The Monkees |
| Album | Monkeemania: The Very Best Of The Monkees |
| 作词 : Boyce, Hart | |
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| zuò cí : Boyce, Hart | |
| Handsome, single, young man well respected in his town | |
| Seeks a fine, young lady from a similar background. | |
| Generous, responsible, respectful man of means. | |
| Socialize with presidents and queens. | |
| Reply, | |
| P. O. Box 9847 | |
| P. O. Box 9847 | |
| I' ve described me very poorly, | |
| Better try again. | |
| Quiet, sincere, gentleman, well rounded and mature. | |
| Fond of music and the arts, loves the theater. | |
| Educated, sensitive, a trav' ler of the world. | |
| Wants to meet an eligible young girl. | |
| Reply, | |
| P. O. Box 9847 | |
| P. O. Box 9847 | |
| I' ve been writing, advertising | |
| That' s not really me. | |
| Lonely, understanding man, affectionate and true | |
| Looking for girl to share his dreams and make them true. | |
| Humble, loving, sensitive, considerate and shy. | |
| Only sincere ladies need reply. | |
| Reply, | |
| P. O. Box 9847 | |
| P. O. Box 9847 | |
| I' m not liking what I' m typing. | |
| Throw it all away. |