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With 800 pounds on 18 wheels |
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After 800 miles you know how it feels |
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To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it |
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To see if it's still there |
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Well it's one more load to one more town |
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Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar |
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Lord knows they all look the same |
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So I got some hot coffee in |
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Furnace Creek |
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Abut the trouble is |
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I was never neat and |
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I spilled it |
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And my map and phonebook were a blur |
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But I had a girl and a job to do |
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Or was that job and a girl to do? |
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I don't know - |
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I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess |
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I think I got a girl named |
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Mary down in |
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Susanville |
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Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife |
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I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville |
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But I can't remember which to save to save my life |
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With a load to |
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Mr. Johnson in |
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Watsoville |
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Or is that a load to |
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Mr. Watson in |
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Johnsonville? |
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Well, anyway, after several days |
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I don't know what or if it mattered |
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Just a load of placer to |
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Cedarville, or a load of cedar to |
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Placerville |
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Or a container full of things up to |
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Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet |
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Is that a cargo of hay south to |
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Northfork, |
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Some plastic forks north to |
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Hayfork, Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to |
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Pixley, Or |
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Apple Jacks down to |
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Fall River |
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Mills or honor snacks up to |
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Downieville? |
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Well, the white girls are cute that |
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I've met in |
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Blackbute, |
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But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee |
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Now I am marrying |
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Jan from Susanville |
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Or am I suing |
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Jane from |
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Mary'sville? |
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Cause if I am |
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I better call |
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Ernie my attorney from |
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Burney Falls |
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Well, all |
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I know is if |
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I recall- |
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She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall |
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And prettier than a catfish |
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With its nose up against the dam |
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Without a girl and some time to kill |
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I ran some baby food to |
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Gerberville |
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And took some airplane parts to |
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Wilbur in |
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Oreville Now that can't be |
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Wright Well it's one more load one more town |
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Only problem is they're all startin' to sound a bit similar |
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Lord knows they all look the same |
