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Clowns are neato clowns are fun |
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Clowns are loved by everyone |
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Cops n' commies even fags |
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Everybody loves a gag |
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Clowns everywhere are freakin' out |
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In parades they scream n' shout |
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They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues |
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Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes |
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Here's some clowns we really love: |
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Bozo, Scoopy, |
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Rusty Nails |
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Here's a clown we really hate: |
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Ronald McDonald ( He's only in it for the burgers ) |
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I saw a clown in the mall today |
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My brother cried and he ran away |
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They get no respect, aren't served in bars |
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No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars |
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The other day |
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I was drivin' around in the clown |
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Mobile with 17 of my friends towin' |
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The ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "Where ya goin' Bozo?" |
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I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though. The man's a friggin' genius." |
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Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation |
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Below the level of their education |
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It's hard as hell to make ends meet |
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With a painted face and gigantic feet |
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Yesterday |
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I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and says, "Bartender, give me a tree fort." |
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The bartender looks at him and says, "What's in a tree fort?" "Playboy books and cigars." |
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Last verse same as the first |
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Acapulco version, ten times worse |
