| Song | Disproportioned Head |
| Artist | The Vandals |
| Album | Internet Dating Superstuds |
| 作词 : Fitzgerald | |
| If my body was twice the size it was then | |
| I might look alright but | |
| I don't because, | |
| I've got a disproportioned head. | |
| And the people they point and laugh at me and they tell me it's huge cuz honestly - | |
| I've got a disproportioned head. | |
| Don't try and be nice and say, "It's really not that big" cuz | |
| I am well aware that you are lying - about my head. | |
| It blocks out the sun like a parasol. | |
| And I'm walking around like a | |
| Dodger doll cuz | |
| I've got a disproportioned head. | |
| And I can't make it better with surgery. | |
| So I'm stuck with this skull and the world can see, | |
| I've got a disproportioned head. | |
| Don't try and be nice to me because you think | |
| I'm near. | |
| I'm across the street and | |
| I can't hear. | |
| Don't offer advice to me, of hats- it's all been tried. | |
| They don't really make them in my size... | |
| Head. And | |
| I can only fit in convertible cars. | |
| And my Mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar, cuz of my disoproportioned head | |
| And I'd go ahead and end it now | |
| If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head. | |
| I've got a disproportioned head <i>[x3] |
| zuò cí : Fitzgerald | |
| If my body was twice the size it was then | |
| I might look alright but | |
| I don' t because, | |
| I' ve got a disproportioned head. | |
| And the people they point and laugh at me and they tell me it' s huge cuz honestly | |
| I' ve got a disproportioned head. | |
| Don' t try and be nice and say, " It' s really not that big" cuz | |
| I am well aware that you are lying about my head. | |
| It blocks out the sun like a parasol. | |
| And I' m walking around like a | |
| Dodger doll cuz | |
| I' ve got a disproportioned head. | |
| And I can' t make it better with surgery. | |
| So I' m stuck with this skull and the world can see, | |
| I' ve got a disproportioned head. | |
| Don' t try and be nice to me because you think | |
| I' m near. | |
| I' m across the street and | |
| I can' t hear. | |
| Don' t offer advice to me, of hats it' s all been tried. | |
| They don' t really make them in my size... | |
| Head. And | |
| I can only fit in convertible cars. | |
| And my Mom has a 3foot cesarean scar, cuz of my disoproportioned head | |
| And I' d go ahead and end it now | |
| If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head. | |
| I' ve got a disproportioned head i x3 |