| Song | 43210-1 |
| Artist | The Vandals |
| Album | Internet Dating Superstuds |
| 作词 : Fitzgerald | |
| Stop! | |
| Pretending you're even having fun, | |
| You just stand there looking dumb | |
| And bored with your thumb in your ass... | |
| (You're better than that!) | |
| For once in your life, | |
| Before you retire | |
| Be the leader of the choir, | |
| Set your pubic hair on fire just because... | |
| (You feel like it!) | |
| Be that moron screaming in the crowd, | |
| "Hey!" | |
| This shit could never ever be too loud for me, | |
| So help us help you armpit fart, | |
| 'Cause we're only gettin' started. | |
| (Dance and bleed, | |
| Karate chop, | |
| And pray good times will never | |
| Stop!) | |
| Oh boy, is this great. | |
| Don't hesitate, | |
| Grab your feces like an ape, | |
| And finally celebrate just because. | |
| Finally talk to a girl, | |
| Throw your dream journal in the urinal, | |
| 'Cause with tap shoes and a girdle | |
| Dreams really can come true... | |
| (You're living proof!) | |
| Be that moron screaming in the crowd, | |
| "Hey!" | |
| This shit could never ever be too loud for me, | |
| So help us help you armpit fart, | |
| 'Cause we're only gettin' started... | |
| Oh yeah, we're only gettin' started. | |
| Stop! | |
| Go! | |
| Stop! | |
| 43210-1! | |
| Participate, | |
| It's the end of the wait, | |
| Show up late, | |
| Masturbate, | |
| Tell your date you're in shape, | |
| Though you're not. | |
| Take off your shirt, | |
| Eat a fistful of dirt, | |
| Never learn, | |
| Get a sunburn, | |
| 'Cause it looks good on you. | |
| Be that moron screaming in the crowd, | |
| "Hey!" | |
| This shit could never ever be too loud for me, | |
| So help us help you armpit fart, | |
| 'Cause we're only gettin' started... | |
| Oh yeah, we're only gettin' started... | |
| Yeah, we're only gettin' started. | |
| (Dance and bleed, | |
| Karate chop, | |
| And pray good times will never | |
| Stop! | |
| Pretending.) |
| zuò cí : Fitzgerald | |
| Stop! | |
| Pretending you' re even having fun, | |
| You just stand there looking dumb | |
| And bored with your thumb in your ass... | |
| You' re better than that! | |
| For once in your life, | |
| Before you retire | |
| Be the leader of the choir, | |
| Set your pubic hair on fire just because... | |
| You feel like it! | |
| Be that moron screaming in the crowd, | |
| " Hey!" | |
| This shit could never ever be too loud for me, | |
| So help us help you armpit fart, | |
| ' Cause we' re only gettin' started. | |
| Dance and bleed, | |
| Karate chop, | |
| And pray good times will never | |
| Stop! | |
| Oh boy, is this great. | |
| Don' t hesitate, | |
| Grab your feces like an ape, | |
| And finally celebrate just because. | |
| Finally talk to a girl, | |
| Throw your dream journal in the urinal, | |
| ' Cause with tap shoes and a girdle | |
| Dreams really can come true... | |
| You' re living proof! | |
| Be that moron screaming in the crowd, | |
| " Hey!" | |
| This shit could never ever be too loud for me, | |
| So help us help you armpit fart, | |
| ' Cause we' re only gettin' started... | |
| Oh yeah, we' re only gettin' started. | |
| Stop! | |
| Go! | |
| Stop! | |
| 432101! | |
| Participate, | |
| It' s the end of the wait, | |
| Show up late, | |
| Masturbate, | |
| Tell your date you' re in shape, | |
| Though you' re not. | |
| Take off your shirt, | |
| Eat a fistful of dirt, | |
| Never learn, | |
| Get a sunburn, | |
| ' Cause it looks good on you. | |
| Be that moron screaming in the crowd, | |
| " Hey!" | |
| This shit could never ever be too loud for me, | |
| So help us help you armpit fart, | |
| ' Cause we' re only gettin' started... | |
| Oh yeah, we' re only gettin' started... | |
| Yeah, we' re only gettin' started. | |
| Dance and bleed, | |
| Karate chop, | |
| And pray good times will never | |
| Stop! | |
| Pretending. |