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Young girl says to her mom, "How did you know that father was the one?" |
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Then mom just rolls her eyes |
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She says, "You'll find that special guy" but to herself she cannot lie |
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She says, "I'm praying for the day I die and they bury me" |
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Then boy become a man |
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He finds that special one who understands |
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He knows 'twas meant to be her faults he cannot see & now he's down on bended knee |
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I pledge my love eternally, will you marry me? |
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Do you take this woman? |
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I don't! Do you take this man? |
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I don't! For the rest of your awful life she is your lawful wedded wife |
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Do you take this woman? |
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I don't! Do you take this man? |
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I don't! Eternal agony in holy matrimony |
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The two now joined as one and from this holy union comes a son and the cycle begins again, another fool is on his knee |
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Where is my alimony? |
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Hang yourself from the family tree, |
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Say marry me |
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Menopause, mid-life crisis, moments for the rest of your life ' |
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Til death do you part, 'til the kids leave home she is your wife (June?) |
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Just look at your parents strife |
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Imagine that for the rest of your life |
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Do you take this women? |
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Indubitably |
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I don't |
