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Fat flabby annie was incredibly big |
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She weighed just about sixteen stone |
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And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet |
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Now she looks like skin and bone. |
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Do the meditation and yoga |
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And she's thrown away the good food guide |
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And she's given up the alcohol and pizzas |
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And the pies and now she looks as if she's ready to die, |
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You can't see her walk by. |
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Don't eat no mashed potatoes, |
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Don't eat no buttered scones |
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Stay away from carbohydrates |
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You're gonna look like skin and bone. |
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Living on the edge of starvation |
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And she says she's got no appetite |
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And her father and her mother |
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And her sisters and her brothers |
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Couldn't see her when she walked by |
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She looked like skin and bone. |
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Don't eat no mashed potatoes, |
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Don't eat no buttered scones |
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Stay away from carbohydrates |
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You're gonna look like skin and bone. |
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She used to be so cuddly, |
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She used to be so fat, |
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But oh what a sin cos she's oh so thin |
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That she lost all the friends that she had, |
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She looks like skin and bone |
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If you look flabby |
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And you feel overweight, |
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And you wanna lose a couple of stone, |
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Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises |
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And you'll look like skin and bone. |
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Come on rattle them bones, |
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Put your hands up to the ceiling, |
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Bend your hips and touch your toes, |
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Do your daily exercises, |
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You're gonna look like skin and bone, |
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Don't eat no mashed potatoes, etc. |
