| [00:00.012] |
Just quit my gig at freddy fazbear's pizza |
| [00:03.036] |
And i'm starting over fresh, hello neighbor, nice to meet ya |
| [00:06.516] |
Picked up a new job and the pay is good |
| [00:08.628] |
So i got relocated to this neighborhood |
| [00:10.548] |
Can't say if i'll stay for good |
| [00:11.700] |
But i love how quaint and safe it looks |
| [00:13.908] |
Just moved in so i'd better unpack |
| [00:15.564] |
If i leave a mess a neighbor might get on my back |
| [00:17.580] |
Clean up your yard! |
| [00:18.732] |
Get inside, check that off |
| [00:20.052] |
Power, lights, better get them on |
| [00:21.876] |
Haul these boxes off of my lawn |
| [00:23.364] |
Put them in my little house where all of them belong |
| [00:25.548] |
Guess the checklist is already done |
| [00:27.396] |
Was that a car crash? what's going on? |
| [00:29.196] |
Who's that, across the street? |
| [00:31.068] |
A strange man i ought to greet |
| [00:32.964] |
Just hope he's not another freak |
| [00:34.788] |
On second thought, i'll leave |
| [00:36.588] |
And try my best to go off to sleep |
| [00:38.604] |
But why would he lock the basement door |
| [00:40.044] |
Then board it up with a two by four |
| [00:42.156] |
What's he up to? i can't ignore |
| [00:43.956] |
I wonder what the rubber gloves are for |
| [00:45.828] |
I'd like to find out what he's hiding |
| [00:49.764] |
Won't be the last time he's caught me spying |
| [00:53.436] |
I'm only running for the exercise |
| [00:56.964] |
I swear to god i'm not terrified |
| [01:00.468] |
I've got suspicions but i don't know why |
| [01:03.492] |
Should i go say hello |
| [01:05.724] |
Or should i just say goodbye |
| [01:08.172] |
I'm really not a nosy person i swear |
| [01:11.052] |
Just let me poke around your house and i'll get out of your hair |
| [01:14.748] |
Curiosity killed the cat |
| [01:17.100] |
But i'll be next, i can promise that |
| [01:19.020] |
Keep my head down while i'm creeping |
| [01:20.844] |
He was in the kitchen, how'd he see me |
| [01:22.788] |
Sorry neighbor, just passing by |
| [01:24.612] |
Beautiful day we're having right? |
| [01:26.412] |
Just minding my own business |
| [01:28.260] |
I'm definitely on his shit list |
| [01:30.300] |
Screw this, what the hell |
| [01:31.980] |
I'll just go introduce myself |
| [01:33.828] |
Walk up to the door, ring the bell |
| [01:35.628] |
We could be pals, that'd be swell |
| [01:37.836] |
Just woke up in my bed |
| [01:39.108] |
With a pain in my neck and an ache in my head |
| [01:41.076] |
Lood at the bright side, i'm not dead |
| [01:43.068] |
I should move out, that would make sense |
| [01:45.228] |
Or i could try again |
| [01:46.860] |
What a mess, total disorder |
| [01:48.540] |
This house could be in episode of "hoarders" |
| [01:50.460] |
Shhh, he's not gonna find me |
| [01:52.308] |
Oh god is he right behind me? |
| [01:54.516] |
I'll just hide until he walks away |
| [01:57.444] |
Normally i suck at cardio but not today |
| [02:01.572] |
I'm only running for the exercise |
| [02:05.268] |
I swear to god i'm not terrified |
| [02:08.940] |
I'm going home to get some rest tonight |
| [02:12.060] |
I know we just said hello |
| [02:14.628] |
But now i'm saying goodbye |
| [02:19.596] |
It's demented freakshow that i've gotten lost in |
| [02:23.532] |
There's probably skeletons locked in closets |
| [02:27.276] |
With deep dark secrets that a shark is guarding |
| [02:30.948] |
If he invites you to a pool party you should probably not swim |
| [02:35.196] |
This guy's a circus clown |
| [02:36.780] |
But i'm not a kid to toy with |
| [02:38.700] |
Next time you drink your milk |
| [02:40.500] |
Careful it might be poisoned |
| [02:42.228] |
Okay this has gone too far |
| [02:43.932] |
I'm breaking in his window with a crowbar |
| [02:45.828] |
Every step i take, there's a camera watching |
| [02:47.556] |
So logically, i'll just pick his pocket |
| [02:49.380] |
Too many tools and keys to keep track |
| [02:51.732] |
AGH!F*** A BEAR TRAP! |
| [02:53.268] |
Can't i have one normal day |
| [02:54.996] |
Without a wanna-be norman bates? |
| [02:57.396] |
Talk about mommy problems |
| [02:58.908] |
I don't wanna judge, but he's probably got them |
| [03:00.636] |
A man with a mannequin family |
| [03:02.052] |
Don't you dare put your filthy hands on me |
| [03:04.476] |
I thought he was long past his prime |
| [03:05.916] |
But his sprint is just as fast as mine |
| [03:08.148] |
Must be a lotta exercise |
| [03:09.708] |
When you get a new neighbor to terrorize |
| [03:11.628] |
He's predicting my every move |
| [03:13.308] |
Screw this i'll go in through the roof |
| [03:15.180] |
Since he's got every exit covered |
| [03:17.196] |
If i'm not careful, i'll be six feet under |
| [03:19.380] |
Lost in a funhouse, but it's not any fun |
| [03:22.260] |
Time to stop his evil plot with a shot from my gun |
| [03:26.148] |
You've gotta be kidding. now i've gotta run |
| [03:30.324] |
I'm only running for the exercise |
| [03:33.972] |
I swear to god i'm not terrified |
| [03:37.596] |
Flip the power, cut the lights and hide |
| [03:40.788] |
I know i just said hello |
| [03:43.500] |
But now i'm going to die |