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Who's the fool with the cross-eyed stare, |
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The turned up nose and moronic glare? |
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Who's that simpleton standing over there? |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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Who's that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt? |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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He walks like his feet are on back to front, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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When he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce, |
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'Cos he's got two left feet and taxi-door ears, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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And when we laugh at the clothes he wears, |
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Jack just smiles 'cos he don't care |
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He's a fool! He's a ninny! |
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He's a twit! He's a chump! |
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The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce |
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Who is always the bottom of the class? |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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Who's a fool? Who's a boob? |
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Who's a kook and an ass? |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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When we take examinations he never gets a pass, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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And we all put him down 'cos he can't think fast, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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We ridicule him and punch him around, |
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But Jack just laughs and stands his ground, |
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The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce |
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Yeah, he's so uncoordinated |
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Whoa, and so disorientated, |
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And when we have a High School Hop |
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You ought to see that idiot bop |
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And his arms and his legs |
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Seem to have minds of their own, |
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And you don't need brains |
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To have educated muscles and bones |
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Yeah, you ought to see him dance |
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He moves like he's in a trance, |
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And when we have a High School Hop |
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You ought to see that idiot rock, |
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And he's finally proved |
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That you don't need a high I.Q. |
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To make your body move |
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Now he's created a dance that everybody's trying to do |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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Do the Idiot Dunce |
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All right put your finger on your nose, |
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Now cross those eyes |
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Put your hands on your hips, |
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Now wriggle your backside |
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Yes, we got you dancing |
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To the Idiot Jack |
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From your head to the tips of your toes |
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Now the whole world's doing it and everybody knows, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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He's a real cool cat and a real gone groove, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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And the girls go crazy when he starts to move, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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Now Jack's a success he's got nothing to prove, |
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce |
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Even though Jack is dim |
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His mother is so proud of him |
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Hey, who's that groovy looking dude |
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Dancing with all the chicks? |
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The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce |
