| Back when I can barely remember | |
| I was tuning in every night | |
| Your mother wouldn't like it was happening | |
| Mixing up a soup so right, it was alright | |
| Next day there was I believing | |
| That I could ride the airwaves too | |
| Heaven knows what I was thinking | |
| Didn't matter what I tried to do | |
| So tell me what i wanna know | |
| What did I do to make it so? | |
| 'Cause I know you never gonna | |
| play this on the radio | |
| Record company got me a plugger | |
| A charming man in every way | |
| So I paid him lots of money to tell me | |
| It's been a tough week, what can I say | |
| Were you killed by video? | |
| 'Cause I can't get you on the phone | |
| So I know you're never gonna get this on the radio | |
| People come to watch the show | |
| 'Cause my aim is straight and true | |
| Twenty years I've made a living at this | |
| No thanks to you and the TV too! Fuck You.... | |
| I know I never went to art school | |
| I was never in the NME | |
| I got no chance of sleeping with Kate Moss | |
| What the hell is wrong with me? | |
| Who did I forget to blow? | |
| Should I go on a reality show? | |
| Maybe then you'd vote for me | |
| 'Cause I can't get on the BBC | |
| The playlist was my Grail of gold | |
| I tried and failed to sell my soul | |
| So I know you're never gonna hear this | |
| playing on the radio | |
| Ain't gonna hear it | |
| playing on the radio | |
| ... |