| Song | Hell, I Can Do That |
| Artist | Trace Adkins |
| Album | Cowboy's Back In Town |
| [00:10.57] | I was flippin’ through the channels |
| [00:13.70] | A lazy Sunday afternoon |
| [00:18.86] | Caught the race in Talladega |
| [00:22.40] | Comin’ round lap twenty-two |
| [00:27.48] | When the fella in the blue car |
| [00:30.57] | Gave the red car a little tap |
| [00:32.24] | Then a rainbow of colors |
| [00:34.85] | Went flippin’ down the track |
| [00:36.98] | In what that announcer called a spectacular crash |
| [00:42.85] | （And I thought） |
| [00:43.61] | |
| [00:44.08] | Well hell, I can do that |
| [00:49.09] | What’s the big deal? |
| [00:53.75] | Hit a wall in a ball of fire requires no skill |
| [01:01.34] | A hundred thousand fans |
| [01:05.45] | Screamin’ in the stands |
| [01:09.88] | He gets a bag full of cash |
| [01:12.36] | To drive in circles and crash |
| [01:14.76] | Hell, I can do that |
| [01:16.47] | |
| [01:20.14] | While they were under caution |
| [01:22.74] | I switched it back to the football game |
| [01:28.83] | My team was losin’ |
| [01:31.52] | Coach was hangin’ his head in shame |
| [01:35.96] | Then they gave thirty-two the football |
| [01:39.66] | And he hit the hole fast |
| [01:41.76] | Between him and the goal line |
| [01:43.92] | Wasn’t nothin’ but grass |
| [01:45.59] | Then he tripped on his own two feet |
| [01:49.25] | Fell flat on his back |
| [01:52.05] | （And I said） |
| [01:52.79] | |
| [01:53.24] | Well, hell, I can do that |
| [01:57.35] | Man, what’s the big deal |
| [02:03.03] | If all they want is stumblin’, fumblin’ skills |
| [02:10.44] | A hundred thousand fans |
| [02:14.59] | Screamin’ in the stands |
| [02:19.06] | He gets a bag full of cash |
| [02:21.47] | To sit out the second half |
| [02:24.08] | Hell, I can do that |
| [02:26.07] | |
| [02:28.84] | Well I must have dozed off |
| [02:31.16] | I woke up with my baby next to me |
| [02:36.74] | Remote in her hand, tears in her eyes from a movie |
| [02:45.13] | A romantic comedy, starring Matthew McConaughey |
| [02:54.09] | Oh hell baby, I can do that |
| [03:00.21] | I don’t see the big deal |
| [03:05.52] | Kiss a girl, save the world and the monster ain’t even real |
| [03:13.12] | He just takes off his shirt |
| [03:16.99] | Stuntman does the work |
| [03:21.75] | He gets a boat load of cash, for a quick shot of his ass |
| [03:27.36] | Hell, I can do that |
| [03:29.62] | |
| [03:30.46] | Might need to wax my back |
| [03:34.81] | But hell, I can do that |
| [03:41.27] |
| [00:10.57] | I was flippin' through the channels |
| [00:13.70] | A lazy Sunday afternoon |
| [00:18.86] | Caught the race in Talladega |
| [00:22.40] | Comin' round lap twentytwo |
| [00:27.48] | When the fella in the blue car |
| [00:30.57] | Gave the red car a little tap |
| [00:32.24] | Then a rainbow of colors |
| [00:34.85] | Went flippin' down the track |
| [00:36.98] | In what that announcer called a spectacular crash |
| [00:42.85] | And I thought |
| [00:43.61] | |
| [00:44.08] | Well hell, I can do that |
| [00:49.09] | What' s the big deal? |
| [00:53.75] | Hit a wall in a ball of fire requires no skill |
| [01:01.34] | A hundred thousand fans |
| [01:05.45] | Screamin' in the stands |
| [01:09.88] | He gets a bag full of cash |
| [01:12.36] | To drive in circles and crash |
| [01:14.76] | Hell, I can do that |
| [01:16.47] | |
| [01:20.14] | While they were under caution |
| [01:22.74] | I switched it back to the football game |
| [01:28.83] | My team was losin' |
| [01:31.52] | Coach was hangin' his head in shame |
| [01:35.96] | Then they gave thirtytwo the football |
| [01:39.66] | And he hit the hole fast |
| [01:41.76] | Between him and the goal line |
| [01:43.92] | Wasn' t nothin' but grass |
| [01:45.59] | Then he tripped on his own two feet |
| [01:49.25] | Fell flat on his back |
| [01:52.05] | And I said |
| [01:52.79] | |
| [01:53.24] | Well, hell, I can do that |
| [01:57.35] | Man, what' s the big deal |
| [02:03.03] | If all they want is stumblin', fumblin' skills |
| [02:10.44] | A hundred thousand fans |
| [02:14.59] | Screamin' in the stands |
| [02:19.06] | He gets a bag full of cash |
| [02:21.47] | To sit out the second half |
| [02:24.08] | Hell, I can do that |
| [02:26.07] | |
| [02:28.84] | Well I must have dozed off |
| [02:31.16] | I woke up with my baby next to me |
| [02:36.74] | Remote in her hand, tears in her eyes from a movie |
| [02:45.13] | A romantic comedy, starring Matthew McConaughey |
| [02:54.09] | Oh hell baby, I can do that |
| [03:00.21] | I don' t see the big deal |
| [03:05.52] | Kiss a girl, save the world and the monster ain' t even real |
| [03:13.12] | He just takes off his shirt |
| [03:16.99] | Stuntman does the work |
| [03:21.75] | He gets a boat load of cash, for a quick shot of his ass |
| [03:27.36] | Hell, I can do that |
| [03:29.62] | |
| [03:30.46] | Might need to wax my back |
| [03:34.81] | But hell, I can do that |
| [03:41.27] |