| Song | Secret Song - Album Version (Explicit) |
| Artist | The Pink Spiders |
| Album | Teenage Graffitti |
| If you're alone and | |
| I'm aloneLet's be alone together | |
| We can have a drink and shoot the shit | |
| And talk about the weather' | |
| Cause baby, | |
| I know this world has got you | |
| Shaking in your shoes | |
| So if you're alone and | |
| I'm aloneWhy don't we be alone together? |