Resumé Man
Resume Man Lyrics
| Song | Resumé Man |
| Artist | The String Cheese Incident |
| Album | Born on the Wrong Planet |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Well, a funny thing happened at a gig the other day | |
| when a man approached me with a resumé | |
| Said, "If you need any help then I'm your man" | |
| He said, "I'll work the door and I'll load your beer | |
| When you boys get thirsty I'll go for beer | |
| And if it ever breaks down I can even fix your van." | |
| I asked the guy what he did for work | |
| I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk | |
| He said "I work right down the road, I got a melon stand | |
| I'm set up in a shady spot | |
| I sell watermelons and a little bit of pot. | |
| Last year I made damn near thirty grand." | |
| He said, "I need a change and I love your sound | |
| And I sure would like to get out of this town | |
| Dedicate myself to a rock 'n' roll band | |
| I've been a race car mechanic and a bodyguard | |
| I'm a C.P.A. and I'll work really hard | |
| Hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand" | |
| "You know I've done it all and I've been around | |
| I've had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns | |
| I'd like to offer you my services for hire | |
| I was a cook in the Army and I drove a jeep | |
| I had an 80-acre ranch where I ran some sheep | |
| I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir" | |
| He's a resumé man, he's a resumé man | |
| If he can't do it, I don't know who can | |
| Says right here he's qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man's only 45 | |
| But things started to get a little bit weird | |
| When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer | |
| And said, "What's with the lady, 'cause she really blows my mind." | |
| I knew the man was qualified | |
| He'd worked a hundred different jobs and done 'em all with pride | |
| But he wasn't exactly the help we had hoped to find | |
| He's a resumé man, he's a resumé man | |
| If he can't do it, I don't know who can | |
| Says right here he's qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man's only 45 | |
| He's a resumé man, he's a resumé man | |
| If he can't do it, I don't know who can | |
| Says right here he's qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man's only 45 |
| Well, a funny thing happened at a gig the other day | |
| when a man approached me with a resume | |
| Said, " If you need any help then I' m your man" | |
| He said, " I' ll work the door and I' ll load your beer | |
| When you boys get thirsty I' ll go for beer | |
| And if it ever breaks down I can even fix your van." | |
| I asked the guy what he did for work | |
| I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk | |
| He said " I work right down the road, I got a melon stand | |
| I' m set up in a shady spot | |
| I sell watermelons and a little bit of pot. | |
| Last year I made damn near thirty grand." | |
| He said, " I need a change and I love your sound | |
| And I sure would like to get out of this town | |
| Dedicate myself to a rock ' n' roll band | |
| I' ve been a race car mechanic and a bodyguard | |
| I' m a C. P. A. and I' ll work really hard | |
| Hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand" | |
| " You know I' ve done it all and I' ve been around | |
| I' ve had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns | |
| I' d like to offer you my services for hire | |
| I was a cook in the Army and I drove a jeep | |
| I had an 80acre ranch where I ran some sheep | |
| I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir" | |
| He' s a resume man, he' s a resume man | |
| If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can | |
| Says right here he' s qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man' s only 45 | |
| But things started to get a little bit weird | |
| When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer | |
| And said, " What' s with the lady, ' cause she really blows my mind." | |
| I knew the man was qualified | |
| He' d worked a hundred different jobs and done ' em all with pride | |
| But he wasn' t exactly the help we had hoped to find | |
| He' s a resume man, he' s a resume man | |
| If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can | |
| Says right here he' s qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man' s only 45 | |
| He' s a resume man, he' s a resume man | |
| If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can | |
| Says right here he' s qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man' s only 45 |
| Well, a funny thing happened at a gig the other day | |
| when a man approached me with a resumé | |
| Said, " If you need any help then I' m your man" | |
| He said, " I' ll work the door and I' ll load your beer | |
| When you boys get thirsty I' ll go for beer | |
| And if it ever breaks down I can even fix your van." | |
| I asked the guy what he did for work | |
| I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk | |
| He said " I work right down the road, I got a melon stand | |
| I' m set up in a shady spot | |
| I sell watermelons and a little bit of pot. | |
| Last year I made damn near thirty grand." | |
| He said, " I need a change and I love your sound | |
| And I sure would like to get out of this town | |
| Dedicate myself to a rock ' n' roll band | |
| I' ve been a race car mechanic and a bodyguard | |
| I' m a C. P. A. and I' ll work really hard | |
| Hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand" | |
| " You know I' ve done it all and I' ve been around | |
| I' ve had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns | |
| I' d like to offer you my services for hire | |
| I was a cook in the Army and I drove a jeep | |
| I had an 80acre ranch where I ran some sheep | |
| I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir" | |
| He' s a resumé man, he' s a resumé man | |
| If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can | |
| Says right here he' s qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man' s only 45 | |
| But things started to get a little bit weird | |
| When he stared at Mike and took a swig of beer | |
| And said, " What' s with the lady, ' cause she really blows my mind." | |
| I knew the man was qualified | |
| He' d worked a hundred different jobs and done ' em all with pride | |
| But he wasn' t exactly the help we had hoped to find | |
| He' s a resumé man, he' s a resumé man | |
| If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can | |
| Says right here he' s qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man' s only 45 | |
| He' s a resumé man, he' s a resumé man | |
| If he can' t do it, I don' t know who can | |
| Says right here he' s qualified | |
| 50 years on the job and the man' s only 45 |
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