| It's my vacation | |
| I'm leaving soon | |
| A trip to Finland | |
| On a sunny afternoon | |
| Helsinki-Airport | |
| Straight out of town | |
| I'll drive through woodlands | |
| And relax a week alone | |
| Nature - my cottage is waiting | |
| A lake on the countryside | |
| Rumours - the natives are talking | |
| Of legends that come here to life | |
| I need a steam bath in the old Finnish ways | |
| I want to sweat, up to a hundred degrees | |
| [Chorus:] | |
| Heat up the stove! | |
| The sauna is cleansing my body and mind | |
| Water on stones, a mystical place | |
| Beware of hyperthermia | |
| Heat up the stove! | |
| The dead has been washed here in ancient times | |
| Bodies and bones, I'm crazy in haze | |
| My vision: hyperthermia! | |
| Help me! Somebody's in here | |
| And temperature's rising high | |
| Jamming! The door doesn't open | |
| The dead rise to burn me alive! | |
| I know this evil's real, that this is no dream | |
| My flesh is scorching, I can hear myself scream! | |
| [Chorus:] | |
| Heat up the stove! | |
| The sauna is cleansing my body and mind | |
| Water on stones, a mystical place | |
| Beware of hyperthermia | |
| Heat up the stove! | |
| The dead has been washed here in ancient times | |
| Bodies and bones, I'm crazy in haze | |
| My vision: hyperthermia! | |
| Stuck in hellfire | |
| Near Helsinki | |
| Years later I'm still here | |
| My soul never will be free | |
| Must find a victim | |
| Some stupid fool | |
| Who takes a steam bath | |
| On a sunny afternoon | |
| I need a steam bath in the old Finnish ways | |
| I want to sweat, up to a hundred degrees | |
| [Chorus:] | |
| Heat up the stove! | |
| The sauna is cleansing my body and mind | |
| Water on stones, a mystical place | |
| Beware of hyperthermia | |
| Heat up the stove! | |
| The dead has been washed here in ancient times | |
| Bodies and bones, I'm crazy in haze | |
| My vision: hyperthermia! |