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My name is Chunk and I'm a real fat ass |
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No diet plan could ever help me |
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My friends are laughing about my plump mass |
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Where is my dick? Long time no see |
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Yesterday I heard of an arcane company |
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A cult, maybe, that's crazy about slender body |
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With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership |
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Proponents call the concept "The Hippo Effect" |
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Check in hypnotherapy |
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Lose weight in coma |
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Check out of reality |
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You won't remember |
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Fat snatchers want you |
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They have a secret plan |
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Fat snatchers watch you |
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If you're a sugar fan |
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Fat snatchers need you |
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Your pounds, your calories |
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Fat snatchers harvest |
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Reduce you just in weeks |
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My name was Chunk, now it's thirty days later |
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I can't believe what became of me |
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A featherweight, a chocolate-hater |
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It all seems odd, I'll investigate |
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A country in the Third World is where the traces lead |
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So horrified I realize: there's nothing to eat |
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From all alone they're getting fat, some even look like me |
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I can't escape "Hippo Effect", malnourished and bony |
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Check in hypnotherapy |
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Lose weight in coma |
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Check out of reality |
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You won't remember |
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Fat snatchers want you |
|
They have a secret plan |
|
Fat snatchers watch you |
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If you're a sugar fan |
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Fat snatchers need you |
|
Your pounds, your calories |
|
Fat snatchers harvest |
|
Reduce you just in weeks |
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Solo |
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Check in hypnotherapy |
|
Lose weight in coma |
|
Check out of reality |
|
You won't remember |
|
Fat snatchers want you |
|
They have a secret plan |
|
Fat snatchers watch you |
|
If you're a sugar fan |
|
Fat snatchers need you |
|
Your pounds, your calories |
|
Fat snatchers harvest |
|
Reduce you just in weeks |
