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(heaton/rotheray) |
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Queuing with the old folk |
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There's and old man with a wicked smile |
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Not through smug politeness |
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He's doing it in style |
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No savings book or flannel slacks |
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No "pardon" when i heard them ask |
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Just a vodaphone and a filofax |
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When i'm 64 |
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I'll dream on |
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They all bore the milkman |
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Stop him for hours at their front gate |
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He just sits and thinks |
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I'll make the bastard wait |
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No dribbling or incontinence |
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No longing for the old sixpence |
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Just smoking weed till age makes sense |
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When i'm 74 |
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I'll dream on |
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They all save for blackpool |
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Just for the cheap companionship |
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Meanwhile he counts pennies |
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For a different trip |
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No smoking pipes and drinking bitter |
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No eyeing up the baby sitter |
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I'll trip up kids and i'll drop my litter |
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When i'm 84 |
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I'll dream on |
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When i'm 84 |
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I'll dream on late |
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I'll dream on |
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And i'll whisper late |
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You're in your nineties arthur |
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Be careful with your back |
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Exercise your muscles |
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I'd rather jack |
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I'd rather jack |