| Song | Hit Parade |
| Artist | The Beautiful South |
| Album | The Beautiful South - Gold |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray | |
| 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray | |
| No one wrote a song for me | |
| Just instrumental not too long | |
| As sure as sure could ever be | |
| You'd only get the lyrics wrong | |
| No solo Chet Baker ever played | |
| lowered me slowly to my grave | |
| The prose that Keats and Yates would save | |
| was for King and Queen not knave | |
| I have no poem that describes my charm | |
| No story told that's short and sweet | |
| I have no hymn, I have no psalm | |
| This song I have it has no beat | |
| Yes it has no beat | |
| No tapping of feet | |
| Yes it has no beat | |
| Miles Davis played the black 'n' blues | |
| Did he play for me to lose? | |
| Cause just when round midnight falls | |
| That tune's not his it's Kenny Ball's | |
| Now on that graveyard on that grave | |
| On that tombstone in the shade | |
| No poem written, no accolade | |
| No "We loved you" ever sprayed | |
| There's just this feeling from that moss | |
| When epitaph you cannot read | |
| he must have lived it at budget cost | |
| So he deserves to be beneath | |
| All that William Robinson wrote | |
| not one of my pluses did he portray | |
| those lyrics stuck right down my throat | |
| I never hit | |
| It never hit | |
| My hit parade |
| zuo qu : Paul Heaton Dave Rotheray | |
| zuo ci : Heaton, Rotheray | |
| No one wrote a song for me | |
| Just instrumental not too long | |
| As sure as sure could ever be | |
| You' d only get the lyrics wrong | |
| No solo Chet Baker ever played | |
| lowered me slowly to my grave | |
| The prose that Keats and Yates would save | |
| was for King and Queen not knave | |
| I have no poem that describes my charm | |
| No story told that' s short and sweet | |
| I have no hymn, I have no psalm | |
| This song I have it has no beat | |
| Yes it has no beat | |
| No tapping of feet | |
| Yes it has no beat | |
| Miles Davis played the black ' n' blues | |
| Did he play for me to lose? | |
| Cause just when round midnight falls | |
| That tune' s not his it' s Kenny Ball' s | |
| Now on that graveyard on that grave | |
| On that tombstone in the shade | |
| No poem written, no accolade | |
| No " We loved you" ever sprayed | |
| There' s just this feeling from that moss | |
| When epitaph you cannot read | |
| he must have lived it at budget cost | |
| So he deserves to be beneath | |
| All that William Robinson wrote | |
| not one of my pluses did he portray | |
| those lyrics stuck right down my throat | |
| I never hit | |
| It never hit | |
| My hit parade |
| zuò qǔ : Paul Heaton Dave Rotheray | |
| zuò cí : Heaton, Rotheray | |
| No one wrote a song for me | |
| Just instrumental not too long | |
| As sure as sure could ever be | |
| You' d only get the lyrics wrong | |
| No solo Chet Baker ever played | |
| lowered me slowly to my grave | |
| The prose that Keats and Yates would save | |
| was for King and Queen not knave | |
| I have no poem that describes my charm | |
| No story told that' s short and sweet | |
| I have no hymn, I have no psalm | |
| This song I have it has no beat | |
| Yes it has no beat | |
| No tapping of feet | |
| Yes it has no beat | |
| Miles Davis played the black ' n' blues | |
| Did he play for me to lose? | |
| Cause just when round midnight falls | |
| That tune' s not his it' s Kenny Ball' s | |
| Now on that graveyard on that grave | |
| On that tombstone in the shade | |
| No poem written, no accolade | |
| No " We loved you" ever sprayed | |
| There' s just this feeling from that moss | |
| When epitaph you cannot read | |
| he must have lived it at budget cost | |
| So he deserves to be beneath | |
| All that William Robinson wrote | |
| not one of my pluses did he portray | |
| those lyrics stuck right down my throat | |
| I never hit | |
| It never hit | |
| My hit parade |