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How we gon' get in for free? |
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Now, i calculate the beatin for approximated speakin |
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Play it at your party for intoxicated freakin |
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One for the mother****ers at the par-ty |
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Two for the dj's bumpin this for me |
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Three for the girls with the fake id |
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And a pound if you snuck through the back for free |
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See sneakin into shit probably always been my hobby |
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1985, in the henry j. lobby |
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Ten bones for the fresh fest to me was like robbery |
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Tennis shoes squeakin -- security tried to mob me |
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People screamin so loud, they lungs got broke when |
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$hort grabbed the mic and started yellin out, "oakland!" |
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Not the type of brother that's hard with a death wish |
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But one thing that i'll die for is bein on the guest list |
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I'm talkin bout a pissyfit, sayin loud explicit shit |
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"can't you read my name mother****er; ain't you literate?!?!!" |
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I be sayin this even if it ain't legitimate |
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Although it ain't considerate, i get in with no scrilla spent |
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Caught the 57 bus to the coliseum |
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Run-d.m.c. and ll, gotta see em |
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Negotiatin with a guard out by the trailer |
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Me and twenty potnahs got in for a taylor |
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Later in the game shit was much more elaborate |
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Mother****ers rocked the spot, with fake laminate |
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Show em to security, and it was like bam! |
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On stage with ice cube at the summer jam |
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I'm not a fronter and, this ain't a cover band |
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I'm always givin you the really and no other than |
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Alameda drive-in, didn't wanna pay a buck |
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Five mother****ers layin flat, in the mini-truck |
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Used to sneak in to the eastmont cinemas |
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Through the exit, sometimes about ten of us |
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But you know, i guess it was so easy |
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Cause they playin movies that's already on tv |
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Most of them flicks i can't recommend |
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But back then, half the fun was sneakin in |
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See me in the alley, but nah i ain't no crack hoe |
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I'm waitin for my folks to open up the back do' |
