Song | I Wanna Be A Gynecologist |
Artist | Biker Joe Warren |
Album | Biker Joe Warren |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
作曲 : Warren Joseph Etchison | |
Well i talk to my son until i'm blue in the face | |
He's a rock n' roll bum, a family disgrace | |
He lays around the house, smokes **** and **********s | |
Tell me son, what do you want to be? | |
Well your a worthless young s*** as i've ever seen | |
You know there's much more to life then a c*** magazine | |
I'll send you to college, you can earn your degree | |
Tell me son what do you want to be? | |
Dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight | |
Seems like a good job for me | |
Well i spoke to my wife, i said what can be done | |
With this highly offensive excuse for a son? | |
He sits at the table, and he belches and he farts | |
Then he drinks till he pukes, and he sleeps in his barf | |
I went up to his room, didn't bother to knock | |
I said 'son we gotta have a talk, but please put away your ****.' | |
You're a livin' breathin' insult to society | |
Tell me son what do you want to be? | |
Dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight | |
Seems like a good job for me | |
Well i was proud of my son, he had earned his degree | |
He's a geniune doctor of gynecology | |
He's got an office and a nurse and patients galore | |
Who could ask for anything more? | |
Dad, i ain't got a damn thing to be thankful for | |
I got sixteen old ladies lined up outside the door | |
They all smell like tuna fish, and they s*** on the floor | |
To tell the truth, it's a big f***in' bore! | |
I don't wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight | |
It ain't all that it's cracked up to be | |
I don't wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight | |
It ain't all that it's cracked up to be |
zuo qu : Warren Joseph Etchison | |
Well i talk to my son until i' m blue in the face | |
He' s a rock n' roll bum, a family disgrace | |
He lays around the house, smokes and s | |
Tell me son, what do you want to be? | |
Well your a worthless young s as i' ve ever seen | |
You know there' s much more to life then a c magazine | |
I' ll send you to college, you can earn your degree | |
Tell me son what do you want to be? | |
Dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight | |
Seems like a good job for me | |
Well i spoke to my wife, i said what can be done | |
With this highly offensive excuse for a son? | |
He sits at the table, and he belches and he farts | |
Then he drinks till he pukes, and he sleeps in his barf | |
I went up to his room, didn' t bother to knock | |
I said ' son we gotta have a talk, but please put away your .' | |
You' re a livin' breathin' insult to society | |
Tell me son what do you want to be? | |
Dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight | |
Seems like a good job for me | |
Well i was proud of my son, he had earned his degree | |
He' s a geniune doctor of gynecology | |
He' s got an office and a nurse and patients galore | |
Who could ask for anything more? | |
Dad, i ain' t got a damn thing to be thankful for | |
I got sixteen old ladies lined up outside the door | |
They all smell like tuna fish, and they s on the floor | |
To tell the truth, it' s a big f in' bore! | |
I don' t wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight | |
It ain' t all that it' s cracked up to be | |
I don' t wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight | |
It ain' t all that it' s cracked up to be |
zuò qǔ : Warren Joseph Etchison | |
Well i talk to my son until i' m blue in the face | |
He' s a rock n' roll bum, a family disgrace | |
He lays around the house, smokes and s | |
Tell me son, what do you want to be? | |
Well your a worthless young s as i' ve ever seen | |
You know there' s much more to life then a c magazine | |
I' ll send you to college, you can earn your degree | |
Tell me son what do you want to be? | |
Dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight | |
Seems like a good job for me | |
Well i spoke to my wife, i said what can be done | |
With this highly offensive excuse for a son? | |
He sits at the table, and he belches and he farts | |
Then he drinks till he pukes, and he sleeps in his barf | |
I went up to his room, didn' t bother to knock | |
I said ' son we gotta have a talk, but please put away your .' | |
You' re a livin' breathin' insult to society | |
Tell me son what do you want to be? | |
Dad, i wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight | |
Seems like a good job for me | |
Well i was proud of my son, he had earned his degree | |
He' s a geniune doctor of gynecology | |
He' s got an office and a nurse and patients galore | |
Who could ask for anything more? | |
Dad, i ain' t got a damn thing to be thankful for | |
I got sixteen old ladies lined up outside the door | |
They all smell like tuna fish, and they s on the floor | |
To tell the truth, it' s a big f in' bore! | |
I don' t wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight | |
It ain' t all that it' s cracked up to be | |
I don' t wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy | |
Ky jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight | |
It ain' t all that it' s cracked up to be |