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[00:00.00] | 哎 别光喝葫芦汁 尝尝这个 |
[00:06.43] | 可乐酒 不过还行吧 还行 还行还行还行还行 |
[00:10.94] | 可乐酒好喝 还行 |
[00:13.06] | 什么可乐酒 |
[00:14.34] | 那是什么啊 这酒 |
[00:15.63] | 这叫Long Island Iced Tea长岛冰茶 |
[00:20.92] | 瞎说呢吧 哪有这么巧的事啊 |
[00:25.32] | 您生在Long Island 这就叫Long Island Iced Tea |
[00:29.66] | 那我生在北京 我调的酒就应该叫北京Iced Tea了 |
[00:32.29] | 胡说八道 真是的 |
[00:34.26] | 哎 我发现你不常出来混吧 有点土啊 |
[00:37.48] | 你才土呢 你看看你这样儿 |
[00:39.70] | 不真的真的 真是叫这个 |
[00:41.22] | 你看啊 两份Rum 加两份Tequila 两份vodka 两份gin 两份lemon juice 再加上coke |
[00:51.16] | 调在一起就成了Long Island Iced Tea |
[00:54.08] | 嗯 就像 嗯 生命一样 |
[00:58.76] | 两份美丽 两份信念 两份天赋 两份暗淡 还要两份自由 |
[01:07.58] | 调在一起就是一杯幸福 |
[01:10.40] | 嗯 骗你的 |
[01:15.58] | 哎 你别不信 要不我再给你调一份 |
[01:17.77] | 肯定味道是一模一样 我就这么调 |
[01:19.57] | 不可能 不可能 绝对是幸福的味道 你等着我 |
[01:25.45] | 小洁 长岛冰茶尝尝看 |
[01:28.81] | 我来试试 哼 |
[01:32.02] | 嗯 差不多吧 嗯 |
[01:33.51] | 反正可乐酒味 嗯可乐酒 |
[01:35.82] | 还是可乐酒 嗯 我蒙的 那你别喝 给我喝 |
[01:39.32] | 我要喝 我觉得挺好喝的 可乐酒 给我 |
[01:46.84] | 哎 那个那个 是干什么的呀 |
[01:51.48] | 哪个啊 就是手上的这个 |
[01:53.54] | 这是手啊 这个 |
[01:55.90] | 手指头 讨厌 手指头 抠鼻屎的呀 掏耳朵呀 按键盘的呀 行了 就到这吧 |
[02:06.96] | 这个长的这个 嗯这个 这个线啊 这个是 迷信 |
[02:15.40] | 你还迷信呐 嗯 我特迷信 |
[02:18.30] | 这是为了保佑我不死 |
[02:20.26] | 真的吗 嗯 灵吗这个 哎呀灵 |
[02:23.72] | 你看我现在死没死 你说灵不灵 |
[02:26.61] | 我看看啊 这真难受 我打你啊 难受 咒我死啊 |
[02:32.66] | 哎 这样 我带你去看样东西 |
[02:36.17] | 看什么啊 哎走吧 到了你就知道了 不去 |
[02:38.75] | 快走 我又不会把你卖了把你吃了把你吞了把你剁了 那可真不好说 |
[02:44.09] | 太恐怖了 快走快走 |
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[00:00.00] | ai bie guang he hu lu zhi chang chang zhe ge |
[00:06.43] | ke le jiu bu guo hai xing ba hai xing hai xing hai xing hai xing hai xing |
[00:10.94] | ke le jiu hao he hai xing |
[00:13.06] | shen me ke le jiu |
[00:14.34] | na shi shen me a zhe jiu |
[00:15.63] | zhe jiao Long Island Iced Tea chang dao bing cha |
[00:20.92] | xia shuo ne ba na you zhe me qiao de shi a |
[00:25.32] | nin sheng zai Long Island zhe jiu jiao Long Island Iced Tea |
[00:29.66] | na wo sheng zai bei jing wo diao de jiu jiu ying gai jiao bei jing Iced Tea le |
[00:32.29] | hu shuo ba dao zhen shi de |
[00:34.26] | ai wo fa xian ni bu chang chu lai hun ba you dian tu a |
[00:37.48] | ni cai tu ne ni kan kan ni zhe yang er |
[00:39.70] | bu zhen di zhen de zhen shi jiao zhe ge |
[00:41.22] | ni kan a liang fen Rum jia liang fen Tequila liang fen vodka liang fen gin liang fen lemon juice zai jia shang coke |
[00:51.16] | diao zai yi qi jiu cheng le Long Island Iced Tea |
[00:54.08] | jiu xiang sheng ming yi yang |
[00:58.76] | liang fen mei li liang fen xin nian liang fen tian fu liang fen an dan hai yao liang fen zi you |
[01:07.58] | diao zai yi qi jiu shi yi bei xing fu |
[01:10.40] | pian ni de |
[01:15.58] | ai ni bie bu xin yao bu wo zai gei ni diao yi fen |
[01:17.77] | ken ding wei dao shi yi mu yi yang wo jiu zhe me diao |
[01:19.57] | bu ke neng bu ke neng jue dui shi xing fu de wei dao ni deng zhe wo |
[01:25.45] | xiao jie chang dao bing cha chang chang kan |
[01:28.81] | wo lai shi shi heng |
[01:32.02] | cha bu duo ba |
[01:33.51] | fan zheng ke le jiu wei ke le jiu |
[01:35.82] | hai shi ke le jiu wo meng de na ni bie he gei wo he |
[01:39.32] | wo yao he wo jue de ting hao he de ke le jiu gei wo |
[01:46.84] | ai na ge na ge shi gan shen me de ya |
[01:51.48] | nei ge a jiu shi shou shang de zhe ge |
[01:53.54] | zhe shi shou a zhe ge |
[01:55.90] | shou zhi tou tao yan shou zhi tou kou bi shi de ya tao er duo ya an jian pan de ya xing le jiu dao zhe ba |
[02:06.96] | zhe ge zhang de zhe ge zhe ge zhe ge xian a zhe ge shi mi xin |
[02:15.40] | ni hai mi xin na wo te mi xin |
[02:18.30] | zhe shi wei le bao you wo bu si |
[02:20.26] | zhen de ma ling ma zhe ge ai ya ling |
[02:23.72] | ni kan wo xian zai si mei si ni shuo ling bu ling |
[02:26.61] | wo kan kan a zhe zhen nan shou wo da ni a nan shou zhou wo si a |
[02:32.66] | ai zhe yang wo dai ni qu kan yang dong xi |
[02:36.17] | kan shen me a ai zou ba dao le ni jiu zhi dao le bu qu |
[02:38.75] | kuai zou wo you bu hui ba ni mai le ba ni chi le ba ni tun le ba ni duo le na ke zhen bu hao shuo |
[02:44.09] | tai kong bu le kuai zou kuai zou |
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[00:00.00] | āi bié guāng hē hú lú zhī cháng cháng zhè gè |
[00:06.43] | kě lè jiǔ bù guò hái xíng ba hái xíng hái xíng hái xíng hái xíng hái xíng |
[00:10.94] | kě lè jiǔ hǎo hē hái xíng |
[00:13.06] | shén me kě lè jiǔ |
[00:14.34] | nà shi shén me a zhè jiǔ |
[00:15.63] | zhè jiào Long Island Iced Tea cháng dǎo bīng chá |
[00:20.92] | xiā shuō ne ba nǎ yǒu zhè me qiǎo de shì a |
[00:25.32] | nín shēng zài Long Island zhè jiù jiào Long Island Iced Tea |
[00:29.66] | nà wǒ shēng zài běi jīng wǒ diào de jiǔ jiù yīng gāi jiào běi jīng Iced Tea le |
[00:32.29] | hú shuō bā dào zhēn shi de |
[00:34.26] | āi wǒ fā xiàn nǐ bù cháng chū lái hùn ba yǒu diǎn tǔ a |
[00:37.48] | nǐ cái tǔ ne nǐ kàn kàn nǐ zhè yàng ér |
[00:39.70] | bù zhēn dí zhēn de zhēn shì jiào zhè gè |
[00:41.22] | nǐ kàn a liǎng fèn Rum jiā liǎng fèn Tequila liǎng fèn vodka liǎng fèn gin liǎng fèn lemon juice zài jiā shang coke |
[00:51.16] | diào zài yì qǐ jiù chéng le Long Island Iced Tea |
[00:54.08] | jiù xiàng shēng mìng yí yàng |
[00:58.76] | liǎng fèn měi lì liǎng fèn xìn niàn liǎng fèn tiān fù liǎng fèn àn dàn hái yào liǎng fèn zì yóu |
[01:07.58] | diào zài yì qǐ jiù shì yī bēi xìng fú |
[01:10.40] | piàn nǐ de |
[01:15.58] | āi nǐ bié bù xìn yào bù wǒ zài gěi nǐ diào yī fèn |
[01:17.77] | kěn dìng wèi dào shì yī mú yī yàng wǒ jiù zhè me diào |
[01:19.57] | bù kě néng bù kě néng jué duì shì xìng fú de wèi dào nǐ děng zhe wǒ |
[01:25.45] | xiǎo jié cháng dǎo bīng chá cháng cháng kàn |
[01:28.81] | wǒ lái shì shì hēng |
[01:32.02] | chà bù duō ba |
[01:33.51] | fǎn zhèng kě lè jiǔ wèi kě lè jiǔ |
[01:35.82] | hái shì kě lè jiǔ wǒ méng de nà nǐ bié hē gěi wǒ hē |
[01:39.32] | wǒ yào hē wǒ jué de tǐng hǎo hē de kě lè jiǔ gěi wǒ |
[01:46.84] | āi nà gè nà gè shì gàn shén me de ya |
[01:51.48] | něi gè a jiù shì shǒu shàng de zhè gè |
[01:53.54] | zhè shì shǒu a zhè gè |
[01:55.90] | shǒu zhí tou tǎo yàn shǒu zhí tou kōu bí shǐ de ya tāo ěr duǒ ya àn jiàn pán de ya xíng le jiù dào zhè ba |
[02:06.96] | zhè gè zhǎng de zhè gè zhè gè zhè gè xiàn a zhè gè shì mí xìn |
[02:15.40] | nǐ hái mí xìn nà wǒ tè mí xìn |
[02:18.30] | zhè shì wèi le bǎo yòu wǒ bù sǐ |
[02:20.26] | zhēn de ma líng ma zhè gè āi yā líng |
[02:23.72] | nǐ kàn wǒ xiàn zài sǐ méi sǐ nǐ shuō líng bù líng |
[02:26.61] | wǒ kàn kàn a zhè zhēn nán shòu wǒ dǎ nǐ a nán shòu zhòu wǒ sǐ a |
[02:32.66] | āi zhè yàng wǒ dài nǐ qù kàn yàng dōng xī |
[02:36.17] | kàn shén me a āi zǒu ba dào le nǐ jiù zhī dào le bù qù |
[02:38.75] | kuài zǒu wǒ yòu bú huì bǎ nǐ mài le bǎ nǐ chī le bǎ nǐ tūn le bǎ nǐ duò le nà kě zhēn bù hǎo shuō |
[02:44.09] | tài kǒng bù le kuài zǒu kuài zǒu |