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We'll drink a drink, a drink |
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To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink |
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The savior of our human race |
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For she invented, medicinal compound |
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Most efficacious in every case |
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Mr. Freers, had sticky out ears |
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And it made him awful shy |
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And so they gave him medicinal compound |
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And now he's learning how to fly |
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Robert Tony, was known to be bony |
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He would never eat his meals |
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And so they gave him medicinal compound |
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Now they move him round on wheels |
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We'll drink a drink, a drink |
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To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the pink |
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The savior of the human race |
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For she invented medicinal compound |
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Most efficacious in every case |
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Old Ebenezer thought he was Julius Caesar |
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And so they put him in a home |
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Where they gave him medicinal compound |
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And now he's emperor of Rome |
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Johnny Hammer, had a terrible st-st-st-st-stammer |
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He could hardly s-s-say a word |
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And so they gave him medicinal compound |
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Now's he's seen, but never heard |
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We'll drink a drink, a drink |
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To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink |
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The savior of our human race |
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For she invented, medicinal compound |
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Most efficacious in every case |
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Aunty Milly, ran willy-nilly |
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When her legs they did recede |
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So they looked on medicinal compound |
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Now they call her Milly Bee |
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Jennifer Eccles, had terrible freckles |
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And the boys all called her names |
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But they gave her medicinal compound |
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Now he joins in all the games |
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We'll drink a drink, a drink |
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To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink |
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The savior of our human race |
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For she invented, medicinal compound |
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Most efficacious in every case |
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Lily the Pink, she turned to drink |
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She filled up with paraffin inside |
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And despite her medicinal compound |
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Sadly pickled Lily died |
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Up to heaven her soul ascended |
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All the church bells they did ring |
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She took with her medicinal compound |
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Hark the herald angels sing |
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We'll drink a drink, a drink |
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To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink |
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The saviour of our human race |
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For she invented, medicinal compound |
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Most efficacious in every case |