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It's his lucky day, thats a given |
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He'll tick the box on the slip, and then just watch and learn |
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He's not addicted, he can stop anytime |
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But this is gonna pay, he feels it this one'll be fine |
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This time |
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I know Im gonna smash the bet |
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I foresee it smacked in the back of the net |
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Men grip slips, wipe their hands that sweat |
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The camera pans the away fans end |
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Twenty quid for blues to thrash the reds |
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Then cash that cash, when the ref has said |
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My mates out, his pads a mess |
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Its getting late, |
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I've not dashed yet |
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The question |
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I have to ask myself |
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Is can I see us not battering them? |
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If I cant see that, happening then |
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Im gonna put all my money down on one fat bet |
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Now I dont know the first thing about football |
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But my instincts tell me this is my windfall |
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It's his lucky day, thats a given |
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He'll tick the box on the slip, and then just watch and learn |
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He's not addicted, he can stop anytime |
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But this is gonna pay, he feels it this one'll be fine |
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This time |
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I know I woulda cashed the lot |
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I woulda held in my hand the whole jackpot |
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The games won, the ends have a swap 2-0 up they're getting mashed up |
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But I wont win now, the chance flopped |
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Cause I couldnt make it to the damn shop |
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Might aswell put tea in that pot |
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Ive got nowhere else |
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I have to bop |
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The question |
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I have to ask one |
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Is how I managed, not to manage the trot |
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Maybe I could phone in and slap it on |
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Put all my money on a mid-match one |
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Yes, I dont know the first thing about football |
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But my instincts tell me this is my windfall |
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It's his lucky day, thats a given |
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He'll tick the box on the slip, and then just watch and learn |
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He's not addicted, he can stop anytime |
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But this is gonna pay, he feels it this one'll be fine |
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Shit, I'm mad glad |
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I didnt back that match |
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Suppose to be an unproblematic catch |
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Full time the whistle blasted after |
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The last passer, passed the last pass |
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Would you believe how we fell back |
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Three goals lost in the last half |
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So glad I was stranded back at the flat |
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Wincing at every goal we let em have |
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The question |
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I now have to ask |
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Is how the **** did we get smashed that bad? |
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I just very, very nearly, nearly |
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Lost every penny of all my cash |
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Yes, I dont know the first thing about football |
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And my instincts almost led me to a pitfall |
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It's his lucky day, that was barmy |
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He didnt tick the box on the slip, and what a relief |
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He's not addicted, he can stop anytime |
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But next time he will be more lucky, next time he'll be fined [x2] |
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I need to rethink the technique of my betting shit |
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Maybe change the parameters a little bit |
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Instead of betting on to win the football |
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I'll bet to lose the cricket |