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Look, here comes another man with another sorry story to tell |
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And you can bet he'll tell me all about the time he fell from Heaven to Hell |
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Well, I don't wanna listen but he tells me all the same |
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This altruistic culture ... |
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Leave me alone, you're not a dog, I'm not a bone |
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But you're gonna bury me with your total misery |
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And when I'm out on Saturday with Charlie and Bill |
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... if I will or I won't, if I do or I don't |
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Nothing is for definite and nothing is for sure |
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I am getting desperate as I am getting poor |
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Look, here comes another drunk with a face longer than bin Laden's |
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And he has drunk so much alochol he can no longer get a hard-on |
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Not that he'd ever get a chance to use it |
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Women are intelligent and he is stupid |
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Lost and lonely he will remain, no amount of alcohol will wash his misery away |
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And when I'm out on Saturday with Charlie and Bill |
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... if I will or I won't, if I do or I don't |
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Nothing is for definite and nothing is for sure |
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I am getting desperate as I am getting poor |
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All the ****ed up **** ups ****ing me up |
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With their stories and their tears, and their cigarettes and beers |
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All the ****ed up **** ups ****ing me up |
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I think they're killing me with their grim reality |
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Well, a thirty-three year-old grandma comes up to me and says, |
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"My family's gonna take over this council estate |
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If we keep on giving birth at this rate |
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I could've been a great-great-great-grandma by the age of seventy-five |
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And I will be clad in Burberry, I don't care if I'm dead or alive, |
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I don't care if I'm dead or alive." |
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All the ****ed up **** ups ****ing me up |
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With their stories and their tears, and their cigarettes and beers |
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All the ****ed up **** ups ****ing me up |
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I think they're killing me with their grim reality |
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All the ****ed up **** ups ****ing me up |
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A lot is going wrong, you'd better sing along |
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All the ****ed up **** ups ****ing me up |
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(You ****ed up **** ups!) |
