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Bears don't dig on dancin' |
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They just don't dig it. |
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Bears don't dig on dancin' |
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Horses don't mind being ridden |
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Dogs just love to do our biddin' |
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Mice find mazes quite relaxin' |
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Bubbles really cared for Michael Jackson |
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But bears don't dig on dancing |
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Budgies like to play with bells |
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Lassie lifted kids from wells |
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Elephants like shifting logs |
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Dissection is fun for frogs |
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But bears don't dig on dancing |
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Wee canaries mining coal |
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Ferrets bred to fit in holes |
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Dogs take blind folk into town |
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Kangaroos Jump Around. |
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Bears are surprisingly disinterested in dancing. |
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If you go into the woods today, |
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You'd better go in disguise. |
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If you go into the woods today, |
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Prepare for a big surprise. |
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Cos every bear that ever there was |
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Will gather there for certain because |
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Today's the day the bears are having a rave. |
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All around are grumpy bears |
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Sitting there on plastic chairs |
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Hanging out in sullen pairs |
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They just don't dig on dancin' |
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Bears just cannot keep the beat |
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Most of them have two left feet |
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They like fighting and eating meat, |
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And hibernating, lazy ****ers |
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They just don't dig on dancing |
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You can hire the best DJ |
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They won't boogie anyway |
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Bears all reckon dancing's gay. |
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Homophobic hairy ****ers |
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Just don't dig on dancin'. |
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Bears don't dig on dancin' |
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They just don't dig it. |
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Bears don't dig on dancin' |
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Dolphins like autistic kiddies |
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Cats are good for aging biddies |
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Pigeons fly to bring you letters |
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Sheep get shorn to make your sweaters. |
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Camels hump, donkeys haul |
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A seal can catch a rubber ball |
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I've seen monkeys wearing pants |
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But bears think they're too good to dance |
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Mother****ers don't dig on dancing. |