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I believe that women have the right |
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To walk the streets at night |
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And not be afraid for their lives |
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And I believe a woman has the right |
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To choose what happens to her body |
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Without suffering the judgement |
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Of the conservative right |
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And I believe a woman has the right |
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To wear the clothes she likes |
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Without being treated like dirt |
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And I think we men are pathetic |
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How we seem to judge aesthehic |
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As the measure of a woman's worth |
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I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex |
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For making women feel like objects |
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**** I love boobs though |
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I just really love them |
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**** I love boobs though |
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I just want to rub them |
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They're just so jooby |
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They make me feel groovy |
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I would rather watch boobs than a movie |
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Ba doop-e-do |
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I just really love boobs |
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I believe the people are entitled |
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To basic human rights |
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Whether they're rich or they're poor |
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And I believe a world where no children are starving |
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Is a world worth fighting for |
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And I try to remind myself |
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Even when I'm struggling |
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How incredibly lucky I am |
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And I don't think it's okay |
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That the luxuries I crave |
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Should come at the expense of my fellow man |
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I'm sure I could do a little more |
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To alleviate the suffering of the poor |
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**** I love boobs though |
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I just really love them |
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I don't really mind if |
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I am behind, below, or above them |
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They're just so jubbly |
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They make me feel lovely |
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I would rather own boobs than a pub |
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Ba doop-e-do |
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I just really love boobs |
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I believe the planet that we live in |
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Is a living organism |
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And we must treat her carefully |
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I don't think we should assume |
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We can go on consuming |
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Her resources indefinitely |
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The world's not a bottomless pit |
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And we can all do our little bit |
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**** I love boobs though |
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I just really care for 'em |
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They are equally fun |
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When they're twenty-one |
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Or octegenarian |
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They're just so flappy |
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They make me feel happy |
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I would rather eat boobs than a bap |
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Ba doop-e-doop de do |
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I just really love boobs |
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Evolutionary theory says bosoms |
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Are buttocks like protrusions |
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Designed to tempt men |
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In situations when they can't get a glimpse of your bum |
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I find such hypotheses dumb |
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It's like the one that says |
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Lipstick is for making your lips look more |
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Like the lips of a happy vagina |
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Since they said that I can't |
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Look my great aunt in the eye |
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Why'd they have to say that, oh why? |
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From the first little suck of colostrum |
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To the grope of the nurse in the old people's hostel |
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We're just ****ing monkeys in shoes |
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And I will always love boobs |
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I will always love boobs |
