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Yeah, yeah |
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If I didn't have you |
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If I didn't have you to hold me tight |
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(If I didn't have you) |
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If I didn't have you to lie with at night |
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(When I'm feeling blue) |
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If I didn't have you to share my sights |
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(Share my sights) |
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And to kiss me and dry my tears when |
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I cry Well |
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I really think that I would... |
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Have somebody else (If I didn't have you) |
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If I didn't have you, someone else would do |
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Your love is one in a million (One in a million) |
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You couldn't buy it at any price (Can't buy love) |
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But of the 9.999 hundred thousand other loves |
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Statistically, some of them would be equally nice |
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(Equally nice) |
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Or maybe not as nice but, say, smarter than you |
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Or dumber but better at sport or tracing |
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I'm just saying (I really think that I would) |
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Probably (Have somebody else) |
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Yeah (If I didn't have you) |
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If I didn't have you someone else would do |
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(Someone else would surely do) |
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If I were a rich man |
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Diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-diddle-ee |
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I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model |
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Or a rellie of the Royals or a Kennedy |
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Or a nymphomonical exhibitionist heiress |
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To a large chain of hotels |
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If I were a rich man, maybe |
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I would fiddle |
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Fiddle-diddle-diddle with the rich man girls |
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I'm not saying that |
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I'd not love you if |
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I was wealthy or handsome |
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But realistically there's lots of fish in the sea |
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And if I had a different rod |
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I would concievably land some |
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Even though |
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I am fiscally consistantly pitiable |
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And considerably less |
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Brad Pitt than |
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Brad Pitiful |
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Am I really so poor and ugly |
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That you reckon only you could possibly love me? |
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And I (Really think that I would) |
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Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you) |
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If I didn't have you, someone else would do |
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(Someone else would surely do) |
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And look, |
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I'm not undervaluing what we've got when |
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I say That given the role chaos inevitably |
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Plays in the inherently flawed notion of "fate" |
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It's obtuse to deduce that |
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I've found my soulmate at the age of seventeen |
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It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in |
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Perth I happened to stumble on the one girl on |
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Earth specifically designed for me |
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And if I may conjecture a further objection, |
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love is nothing to do with destined perfection |
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The connection is strengthened, the affection simply |
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grows over time |
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Like a flower |
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Or a mushroom |
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Or a guinea pig |
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Or a vine |
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Or a sponge |
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Or bigotry ... |
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Or a banana |
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And love is made more powerful |
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By the ongoing drama of shared experience |
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And the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy or... |
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Something |
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So I trust it would go without saying |
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That I would feel really very sad |
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If tomorrow you were to fall off something high |
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Or catch something bad |
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But I'm just saying |
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I don't think you're special |
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I-I mean, |
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I think your special |
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But you fall within a bell curve |
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I mean, I'm just saying |
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I (Really think that I would) |
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Probably (Have somebody else) |
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I think you are unique and beautiful (Unique and beaut) |
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You make me happy just by being around (Being around) |
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But objectively, you would have to agree that baby when |
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I found you |
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Options were relatively thin on the ground |
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(Thin on the ground) |
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You're lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you |
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And maybe more open to spanking or table tennis |
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I'm just saying (Really think that I would) |
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Probably (Have somebody else) |
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I mean I reckon it's pretty likely that if, for example |
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My first girlfriend, |
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Jackie, hadn't dumped me |
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After I kissed |
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Winston's ex-girlfriend |
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Neah at Steph's party back in 1993 |
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And our variables would probably have been |
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Altered by the absence of that event |
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To have meant the advent of a tangential narrative |
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In which we don't meet |
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Which is to say there exists a theoretical hypothetical parallel life |
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Where what is is not as it is and |
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I am not your husband and you are not my wife |
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And I am a stuntman living in |
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LA Married to a small, blonde |
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Portuguese skier |
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Who, when she's not training |
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Does abstract painting |
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Practices yoga |
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And brews her own beer |
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And really like making home movies |
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And suffers neck down alopecia |
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But with all my heart and all my mind, |
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I know one thing is true |
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I have just one life and just one love and, my love, |
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That love is you |
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And if it wasn't for you, |
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Darling you (Really think that I would) |
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Probably (Have somebody else) (If I didn't have you) |
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If I didn't have you someone else would surely do |
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