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The lion he has got false teeth, the fire eater is a cheat |
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The exotic dancer is antique. |
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The high-wire artist smashed his nose, the dancing bears got gangrened toes, |
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And all the artists need new clothes. |
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Cut price is the acrobat, the fortune teller is a hack, the clown's make-up is all cracked |
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Half the staff are pimps and whores, too old to do it any more, |
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They're all old, twisted, bitter and poor |
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The boss drinks like an unblocked drain, his wife is stupid, ugly, vain |
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And they're so broke they should elope to Spain |
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The big top it has got more holes than a dart board it's so old, |
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The top is rancid, green with mould. |
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It's the cheapest show you've ever seen |
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With drop-outs, drug addicts, old queens |
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It's garish, gaudy, cheap and obscene. |