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愉快的分类垃圾吧！市民们！
yu kuai de fen lei la ji ba! shi min men! Lyrics

Song 愉快的分类垃圾吧！市民们！
Artist 澄海伯伯
Album 愉快的分类垃圾吧！市民们！
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[00:00.000] 作词 : 澄海伯伯
[00:00.471] 作曲 : 澄海伯伯
[00:00.942] 编曲#Jota Rodríguez
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[00:03.449] MIX#biuC
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[00:04.197] （新闻播报中.....)
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[00:16.453] V1
[00:19.695] 灰暗的早晨 我强迫自己下床
[00:22.447] 千万别搞混 垃圾分类嵌入毛囊
[00:25.199] 分的我废寝后忘食 还忘上茅房
[00:27.695] 看着墙角蟑螂 楼下有个 小区流氓
[00:29.945] 大喊 那流氓 还要参加垃圾分类哒？
[00:32.942] 学生就算 留堂 回来也要把垃圾分对
[00:35.696] 我劝你老实一点别被扫地阿姨针对
[00:38.202] 说 你是什么垃圾 你别生气反对
[00:40.943] 开始 哭 时刻手机打开百度
[00:43.194] 这几天我被端正自己那种散漫态度
[00:45.945] 研究如何为我垃圾找个正确归宿
[00:48.452] 刚开始几天以为没两天么就会落幕
[00:51.695] 找谁哭诉 像学渣拼命备战高考
[00:53.946] 小龙虾三分和三吃 真册那妈烧脑
[00:56.698] 分错被罚钱 你还得说同志真好
[00:58.693] 谢谢你用金钱 让我受到真挚教导
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[01:02.202] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀先生(来呀来呀）
[01:04.698] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小姐(来呀来呀）
[01:06.948] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀阿姨(来呀来呀）
[01:09.700] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀爷叔(来呀来呀）
[01:11.951] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前男友(来呀来呀）
[01:16.453] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前女友(来呀来呀）
[01:17.945] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀大老板(来呀来呀）
[01:20.452] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小老板(来呀来呀）
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[01:22.203] V2
[01:22.447] 这是湿的那是干我是一脸懵的
[01:25.199] 阿姨我给你一百块 我求你帮我分吧
[01:27.951] 我真的有点累了真的真的有的倦了
[01:30.949] 你可怜可怜我这苍白无力作孽脸色
[01:33.445] 我有点昏 我是一个人呐
[01:36.699] 册那垃圾分的我真不想出门呐
[01:38.692] 有没有个能够搭救我的那个神啊
[01:40.698] 救救我这陷在垃圾堆里面的魂吧
[01:43.195] 记得有晚 月黑 风还高
[01:45.200] 聪明的我白天想出一个好计划
[01:48.453] 我准备把垃圾丢到隔壁小区真的好奸诈
[01:51.195] 但是人不为己我我真的没办法
[01:54.218] 说搞我们就要搞 我等到半夜蒙面把隔壁小区去找
[01:58.671] 我开始接近目标启动百米加速跑 慢点回家洗个压惊热水澡
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[02:03.663] 眼看就要成功 居然有人在蹲点
[02:07.418] 居委阿姨带着社区联防队出现
[02:09.914] 我说阿姨我出来散步的真的
[02:12.912] 我们都看到了抓现行 罚款！！！
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[02:14.424] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀先生(来呀来呀）
[02:17.413] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小姐(来呀来呀）
[02:19.920] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾阿姨(来呀来呀）
[02:22.916] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀爷叔(来呀来呀）
[02:25.668] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前男友(来呀来呀）
[02:28.422] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀前女友(来呀来呀）
[02:30.917] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀大老板(来呀来呀）
[02:35.417] 愉快的 愉快的 分垃圾呀小老板(来呀来呀）
[00:00.000] zuo ci : cheng hai bo bo
[00:00.471] zuo qu : cheng hai bo bo
[00:00.942] bian qu Jota Rodri guez
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[00:03.449] MIX biuC
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[00:04.197] xin wen bo bao zhong.....
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[00:16.453] V1
[00:19.695] hui an de zao chen wo qiang po zi ji xia chuang
[00:22.447] qian wan bie gao hun la ji fen lei qian ru mao nang
[00:25.199] fen de wo fei qin hou wang shi hai wang shang mao fang
[00:27.695] kan zhe qiang jiao zhang lang lou xia you ge xiao qu liu mang
[00:29.945] da han na liu mang hai yao can jia la ji fen lei da?
[00:32.942] xue sheng jiu suan liu tang hui lai ye yao ba la ji fen dui
[00:35.696] wo quan ni lao shi yi dian bie bei sao di a yi zhen dui
[00:38.202] shuo ni shi shen me la ji ni bie sheng qi fan dui
[00:40.943] kai shi ku shi ke shou ji da kai bai du
[00:43.194] zhe ji tian wo bei duan zheng zi ji na zhong san man tai du
[00:45.945] yan jiu ru he wei wo la ji zhao ge zheng que gui su
[00:48.452] gang kai shi ji tian yi wei mei liang tian me jiu hui luo mu
[00:51.695] zhao shui ku su xiang xue zha pin ming bei zhan gao kao
[00:53.946] xiao long xia san fen he san chi zhen ce na ma shao nao
[00:56.698] fen cuo bei fa qian ni hai de shuo tong zhi zhen hao
[00:58.693] xie xie ni yong jin qian rang wo shou dao zhen zhi jiao dao
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[01:01.700] HOOK
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[01:02.202] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xian sheng lai ya lai ya
[01:04.698] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao jie lai ya lai ya
[01:06.948] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya a yi lai ya lai ya
[01:09.700] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya ye shu lai ya lai ya
[01:11.951] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nan you lai ya lai ya
[01:16.453] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nv you lai ya lai ya
[01:17.945] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya da lao ban lai ya lai ya
[01:20.452] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao lao ban lai ya lai ya
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[01:22.203] V2
[01:22.447] zhe shi shi de na shi gan wo shi yi lian meng de
[01:25.199] a yi wo gei ni yi bai kuai wo qiu ni bang wo fen ba
[01:27.951] wo zhen de you dian lei le zhen di zhen de you de juan le
[01:30.949] ni ke lian ke lian wo zhe cang bai wu li zuo nie lian se
[01:33.445] wo you dian hun wo shi yi ge ren na
[01:36.699] ce na la ji fen de wo zhen bu xiang chu men na
[01:38.692] you mei you ge neng gou da jiu wo de na ge shen a
[01:40.698] jiu jiu wo zhe xian zai la ji dui li mian di hun ba
[01:43.195] ji de you wan yue hei feng hai gao
[01:45.200] cong ming de wo bai tian xiang chu yi ge hao ji hua
[01:48.453] wo zhun bei ba la ji diu dao ge bi xiao qu zhen de hao jian zha
[01:51.195] dan shi ren bu wei ji wo wo zhen de mei ban fa
[01:54.218] shuo gao wo men jiu yao gao wo deng dao ban ye meng mian ba ge bi xiao qu qu zhao
[01:58.671] wo kai shi jie jin mu biao qi dong bai mi jia su pao man dian hui jia xi ge ya jing re shui zao
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[02:03.663] yan kan jiu yao cheng gong ju ran you ren zai dun dian
[02:07.418] ju wei a yi dai zhe she qu lian fang dui chu xian
[02:09.914] wo shuo a yi wo chu lai san bu di zhen de
[02:12.912] wo men dou kan dao le zhua xian xing fa kuan!!!
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[02:14.170] HOOK
[02:14.424] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xian sheng lai ya lai ya
[02:17.413] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao jie lai ya lai ya
[02:19.920] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji a yi lai ya lai ya
[02:22.916] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya ye shu lai ya lai ya
[02:25.668] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nan you lai ya lai ya
[02:28.422] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya qian nv you lai ya lai ya
[02:30.917] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya da lao ban lai ya lai ya
[02:35.417] yu kuai de yu kuai de fen la ji ya xiao lao ban lai ya lai ya
[00:00.000] zuò cí : chéng hǎi bó bo
[00:00.471] zuò qǔ : chéng hǎi bó bo
[00:00.942] biān qǔ Jota Rodrí guez
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[00:03.449] MIX biuC
[00:03.696]
[00:04.197] xīn wén bō bào zhōng.....
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[00:16.453] V1
[00:19.695] huī àn de zǎo chén wǒ qiǎng pò zì jǐ xià chuáng
[00:22.447] qiān wàn bié gǎo hùn lā jī fēn lèi qiàn rù máo náng
[00:25.199] fēn de wǒ fèi qǐn hòu wàng shí hái wàng shàng máo fáng
[00:27.695] kàn zhe qiáng jiǎo zhāng láng lóu xià yǒu gè xiǎo qū liú máng
[00:29.945] dà hǎn nà liú máng hái yào cān jiā lā jī fēn lèi dā?
[00:32.942] xué shēng jiù suàn liú táng huí lái yě yào bǎ lā jī fēn duì
[00:35.696] wǒ quàn nǐ lǎo shí yì diǎn bié bèi sǎo dì ā yí zhēn duì
[00:38.202] shuō nǐ shì shén me lā jī nǐ bié shēng qì fǎn duì
[00:40.943] kāi shǐ kū shí kè shǒu jī dǎ kāi bǎi dù
[00:43.194] zhè jǐ tiān wǒ bèi duān zhèng zì jǐ nà zhǒng sǎn màn tài dù
[00:45.945] yán jiū rú hé wéi wǒ lā jī zhǎo gè zhèng què guī sù
[00:48.452] gāng kāi shǐ jǐ tiān yǐ wéi méi liǎng tiān me jiù huì luò mù
[00:51.695] zhǎo shuí kū sù xiàng xué zhā pīn mìng bèi zhàn gāo kǎo
[00:53.946] xiǎo lóng xiā sān fēn hé sān chī zhēn cè nà mā shāo nǎo
[00:56.698] fēn cuò bèi fá qián nǐ hái dé shuō tóng zhì zhēn hǎo
[00:58.693] xiè xiè nǐ yòng jīn qián ràng wǒ shòu dào zhēn zhì jiào dǎo
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[01:01.700] HOOK
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[01:02.202] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiān shēng lái ya lái ya
[01:04.698] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo jiě lái ya lái ya
[01:06.948] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya ā yí lái ya lái ya
[01:09.700] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya yé shū lái ya lái ya
[01:11.951] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nán yǒu lái ya lái ya
[01:16.453] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nǚ yǒu lái ya lái ya
[01:17.945] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya dà lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya
[01:20.452] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya
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[01:22.203] V2
[01:22.447] zhè shì shī de nà shi gàn wǒ shì yī liǎn měng de
[01:25.199] ā yí wǒ gěi nǐ yī bǎi kuài wǒ qiú nǐ bāng wǒ fēn ba
[01:27.951] wǒ zhēn de yǒu diǎn lèi le zhēn dí zhēn de yǒu de juàn le
[01:30.949] nǐ kě lián kě lián wǒ zhè cāng bái wú lì zuò niè liǎn sè
[01:33.445] wǒ yǒu diǎn hūn wǒ shì yí ge rén nà
[01:36.699] cè nà lā jī fēn de wǒ zhēn bù xiǎng chū mén nà
[01:38.692] yǒu méi yǒu gè néng gòu dā jiù wǒ de nà gè shén a
[01:40.698] jiù jiù wǒ zhè xiàn zài lā jī duī lǐ miàn dí hún ba
[01:43.195] jì de yǒu wǎn yuè hēi fēng hái gāo
[01:45.200] cōng míng de wǒ bái tiān xiǎng chū yí gè hǎo jì huà
[01:48.453] wǒ zhǔn bèi bǎ lā jī diū dào gé bì xiǎo qū zhēn de hǎo jiān zhà
[01:51.195] dàn shì rén bù wéi jǐ wǒ wǒ zhēn de méi bàn fǎ
[01:54.218] shuō gǎo wǒ men jiù yào gǎo wǒ děng dào bàn yè méng miàn bǎ gé bì xiǎo qū qù zhǎo
[01:58.671] wǒ kāi shǐ jiē jìn mù biāo qǐ dòng bǎi mǐ jiā sù pǎo màn diǎn huí jiā xǐ gè yā jīng rè shuǐ zǎo
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[02:03.663] yǎn kàn jiù yào chéng gōng jū rán yǒu rén zài dūn diǎn
[02:07.418] jū wěi ā yí dài zhe shè qū lián fáng duì chū xiàn
[02:09.914] wǒ shuō ā yí wǒ chū lái sàn bù dí zhēn de
[02:12.912] wǒ men dōu kàn dào le zhuā xiàn xíng fá kuǎn!!!
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[02:14.170] HOOK
[02:14.424] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiān shēng lái ya lái ya
[02:17.413] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo jiě lái ya lái ya
[02:19.920] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ā yí lái ya lái ya
[02:22.916] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya yé shū lái ya lái ya
[02:25.668] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nán yǒu lái ya lái ya
[02:28.422] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya qián nǚ yǒu lái ya lái ya
[02:30.917] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya dà lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya
[02:35.417] yú kuài de yú kuài de fēn lā jī ya xiǎo lǎo bǎn lái ya lái ya
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