| Song | Statistician's Blues |
| Artist | Todd Snider |
| Album | Near Truths And Hotel Rooms |
| 作词 : Finlay, Snider | |
| Snider-Finlay | |
| They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain | |
| 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain | |
| I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime | |
| 99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time. | |
| 64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot | |
| 82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not | |
| I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt | |
| I need another double shot of something 90 proof, I got too much to think about. | |
| Too much to think about | |
| Too much to figure out | |
| Stuck between hope and doubt | |
| It's too much to think about. | |
| They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need | |
| 84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed | |
| Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success | |
| Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population drinks to an alarming excess | |
| More money, more stress. | |
| It's too much to think about | |
| Too much to figure out | |
| Stuck between hope and doubt | |
| It's too much to think about, pick it now. | |
| 84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs | |
| They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs | |
| There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now a while | |
| Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style. | |
| And it's too much to think about | |
| It's too much to figure out | |
| Stuck between hope and doubt | |
| It's too much to think about, that's right | |
| It's too much to think about, amen | |
| It's too much to think about, mm-mm. |
| zuò cí : Finlay, Snider | |
| SniderFinlay | |
| They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain | |
| 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain | |
| I' ll never know which one I am but I' ll bet you my last dime | |
| 99 percent think we' re 3 percent 100 percent of the time. | |
| 64 percent of all the world' s statistics are made up right there on the spot | |
| 82. 4 percent of people believe ' em whether they' re accurate statistics or not | |
| I don' t know what you believe but I do know there' s no doubt | |
| I need another double shot of something 90 proof, I got too much to think about. | |
| Too much to think about | |
| Too much to figure out | |
| Stuck between hope and doubt | |
| It' s too much to think about. | |
| They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you' ll never need | |
| 84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed | |
| Because 90 percent of the world' s population links possessions to success | |
| Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population drinks to an alarming excess | |
| More money, more stress. | |
| It' s too much to think about | |
| Too much to figure out | |
| Stuck between hope and doubt | |
| It' s too much to think about, pick it now. | |
| 84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs | |
| They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs | |
| There' s this little bank not far from here I' ve been watching now a while | |
| Lately all I can think about' s how bad I wanna go out in style. | |
| And it' s too much to think about | |
| It' s too much to figure out | |
| Stuck between hope and doubt | |
| It' s too much to think about, that' s right | |
| It' s too much to think about, amen | |
| It' s too much to think about, mmmm. |