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My baby mother been incarcerated |
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Otherwise she would have been here today |
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To testify that every word I stated |
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While it may be complicated |
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It's still true in a way |
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You see this woman here today |
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I hardly even know her |
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Okay, maybe once or twice I mighta give her a lift |
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But she never lent me any money your honor |
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Every penny that she gave me she said was a gift |
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She said that it was a gift |
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She said it was a gift |
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My baby mother been incarcerated |
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She had some trouble with an interstate cop |
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Who said he saw her driving by obliterated |
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And was further flusterated by the way she wouldn't stop |
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So they called out all the other cops |
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And had a high speed chase |
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They chased my baby through the side of a tree |
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That's when I think they might have planted marijuana in her suitcase |
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A court appointed lawyer told us, cop a plea |
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So we copped a plea |
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We copped a plea |
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My baby mother been incarcerated |
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I never had a lot of luck with the ladies, your honor |
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I never had a lot of luck with much of anything |
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My baby mother want to drive a Mercedes, your honor |
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My baby mother want to wear a bunch a diamond rings |
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She knows dang well I cant afford these things |
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Ah! |
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My baby mother been incarcerated |
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I'm kinda glad if I could tell you truth |
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But that don't have a whole lot here to do with this matter you see |
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This woman here today, she just don't have any proof |
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I don't know whose voice that could be there |
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On her telephone recorder |
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Maybe her brother or some other friend |
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Who is in on it too |
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Maybe the same old friend |
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Who came and helped her forge my signature |
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Because that is not my signature |
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I'm telling you the truth |
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I am telling you the truth |
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I'm telling you the truth |
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My baby mother been incarcerated |
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I understand about the verdict and everything, your honor |
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You're just doing your job and that's alright with me |
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Just one more thing before I leave for all my friends and my family |
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Can you tell me when this particular episode |
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Is gonna be on TV |
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I'm gonna be on TV |
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Nobody suffers like the poor people suffer. |
