| Song | Precious Little Miracles |
| Artist | Todd Snider |
| Album | Agnostic Hymns & Stoner Fables |
| Snider | |
| Kids, it’s hard to comprehend them | |
| Everybody knows it’s true | |
| Kids, we’ll never understand them | |
| No matter what we do. | |
| Take the kids around here, for instance, if you will | |
| They drive around looking for people to kill | |
| Not even for the money but rather for the thrill | |
| Oh, kids, they can be a handful. | |
| Kids, with their pants around their hipbones | |
| Who wears their pants like that ? | |
| Come here, kids, let me hitch up your britches | |
| And while we’re at it, let’s fix that hair. | |
| So your school is a joke and you’ll always be poor | |
| And your pleas to the rich have been heard and ignored | |
| Is that what all you crazy kids are so upset for ? | |
| Come on now, there’s still fun things to do here. | |
| For instance, we could go down to the park and | |
| Pick up all the garbage that’s layin’ around | |
| Or maybe, we could work a bunch of skits up | |
| And perform them for the people in town. | |
| You know this life is such a joy for so many of us | |
| We can’t take too much of your push come to shove us | |
| What we need all you kids to do is buckle down and love us | |
| Come on, kids, buckle down and love us. |
| Snider | |
| Kids, it' s hard to comprehend them | |
| Everybody knows it' s true | |
| Kids, we' ll never understand them | |
| No matter what we do. | |
| Take the kids around here, for instance, if you will | |
| They drive around looking for people to kill | |
| Not even for the money but rather for the thrill | |
| Oh, kids, they can be a handful. | |
| Kids, with their pants around their hipbones | |
| Who wears their pants like that nbsp? | |
| Come here, kids, let me hitch up your britches | |
| And while we' re at it, let' s fix that hair. | |
| So your school is a joke and you' ll always be poor | |
| And your pleas to the rich have been heard and ignored | |
| Is that what all you crazy kids are so upset for nbsp? | |
| Come on now, there' s still fun things to do here. | |
| For instance, we could go down to the park and | |
| Pick up all the garbage that' s layin' around | |
| Or maybe, we could work a bunch of skits up | |
| And perform them for the people in town. | |
| You know this life is such a joy for so many of us | |
| We can' t take too much of your push come to shove us | |
| What we need all you kids to do is buckle down and love us | |
| Come on, kids, buckle down and love us. |