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At home, at work, at play |
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I know you're unavailable from dusk to dawn |
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Or if you were available you'd bring along |
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A lot of what could only be a hindrance to me |
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I ain't a glutton for a lot of sweaty company |
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You gotta catch her while she's still at home |
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You gotta catch her while she's still at work |
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You gotta catch her while she's still at play |
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The only way is at home, work, or play |
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Time really flies when it ain't that much time |
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You better shave half your face at a time |
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And brush the front of your teeth, leave the rest |
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And be with her when she's not with the rest |
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Stop, there's gotta be a million girls like her, though |
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I can't think of one |
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So you catch her while she's still at home |
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And you catch her while she's still at work |
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And you catch her while she's still at play |
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Don't let her calendar be any cause to pout |
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There is a bit of time when there are few about |
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I'm gonna skirt the issue of her popularity |
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And just avail myself of all the time that she is free |
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You gotta catch her while she's still at home |
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You gotta catch her while she's still at work |
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You gotta catch her while she's still at play |
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Cause half the day she's at home, work or play |
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And time is fleeing the scene of the crime |
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The act of passing out wrinkles and lines |
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To every person regardless of race |
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To every person regardless of face |
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Stop, there's gotta be a million girls like her though |
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I can't think of one |
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So at home she says you butler well |
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And at work she says you're typing well |
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And at play she says you caddie well |
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Stop, There's gotta be a million girls like her though |
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I can't think of one |
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So you catch her while she's still at home |
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And you catch her while she's still at work |
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And you catch her while she's still at play |
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I'm gonna love you under incandescent light |
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I'm gonna love you under fluorescent light |
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The glaring sun above should not inhibit us at all |
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I'm very glad to know that your libido never palls |
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Stop, she's unique, especially at home |
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Where you're butler, maid, and often cook |
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And at work together juggling books |
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Or at play between the tennis sets |
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Or at play before she's placed her bet |
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Or at play while she's still slightly wet |
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Or at play while she is dripping wet |
