| Song | Waterproof |
| Artist | Sparks |
| Album | Dick Around / Waterproof |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| The pressure you’re exerting is irrelevant to me | |
| Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, | |
| The rain runs down to the sea | |
| But I’m indifferent, for it’s different, | |
| It’s all Bahamas to me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won’t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won’t bring me down | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won’t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won’t bring me down, bring me down | |
| Completely dry | |
| Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky | |
| The mothers just sigh | |
| Send children inside | |
| Hey, mama, you lied | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won’t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won’t bring me down | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won’t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won’t bring me down | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| The pressure you’re exerting is irrelevant to me | |
| I see you crying but I’m not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry | |
| It’s misdirected, your voice inflected | |
| For maximum sympathy | |
| Niagara Falls, | |
| Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds | |
| They’re all agreed, impressive indeed | |
| Till the Falls stall before me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| And nothing of a liquid nature’s gonna mess with me | |
| The rain just falls off of me, | |
| The tears just fall off of me, | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| And nothing of a liquid nature’s gonna mess with me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ‘Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won’t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won’t bring me down | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won’t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won’t bring me down |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The pressure you' re exerting is irrelevant to me | |
| Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, | |
| The rain runs down to the sea | |
| But I' m indifferent, for it' s different, | |
| It' s all Bahamas to me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down, bring me down | |
| Completely dry | |
| Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky | |
| The mothers just sigh | |
| Send children inside | |
| Hey, mama, you lied | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The pressure you' re exerting is irrelevant to me | |
| I see you crying but I' m not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry | |
| It' s misdirected, your voice inflected | |
| For maximum sympathy | |
| Niagara Falls, | |
| Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds | |
| They' re all agreed, impressive indeed | |
| Till the Falls stall before me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| And nothing of a liquid nature' s gonna mess with me | |
| The rain just falls off of me, | |
| The tears just fall off of me, | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| And nothing of a liquid nature' s gonna mess with me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The pressure you' re exerting is irrelevant to me | |
| Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, | |
| The rain runs down to the sea | |
| But I' m indifferent, for it' s different, | |
| It' s all Bahamas to me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down, bring me down | |
| Completely dry | |
| Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky | |
| The mothers just sigh | |
| Send children inside | |
| Hey, mama, you lied | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The barometric pressure has no relevance to me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| The pressure you' re exerting is irrelevant to me | |
| I see you crying but I' m not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry | |
| It' s misdirected, your voice inflected | |
| For maximum sympathy | |
| Niagara Falls, | |
| Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds | |
| They' re all agreed, impressive indeed | |
| Till the Falls stall before me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| And nothing of a liquid nature' s gonna mess with me | |
| The rain just falls off of me, | |
| The tears just fall off of me, | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| And nothing of a liquid nature' s gonna mess with me | |
| The rain just falls off of me | |
| The tears just fall off of me | |
| ' Cause I' m waterproof, I' m waterproof | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down | |
| The skies are starting to cloud up | |
| But that won' t slow me down | |
| Your eyes are starting to well up | |
| But that won' t bring me down |