| Song | Moustache |
| Artist | Sparks |
| Album | Angst In My Pants |
| 作词 : Mael, Mael | |
| A lady gets a lotta things | |
| She gets a 20 carat ring | |
| She gets the alimony too | |
| She gets to look good in the nude | |
| But there's one place where they've been whipped | |
| Between the nose and upper lip | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| One hundred hairs make a man | |
| I tried a handlebar design | |
| My Fu Manchu was real fine | |
| My Ronald | |
| Colman made 'em blink | |
| My Pancho | |
| Villa made 'em think | |
| But when I trimmed 'em real small | |
| My Jewish friends would never call | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| One hundred hairs make a man | |
| They call me sir, and that ain't bad | |
| Sometimes they think that | |
| I'm my Dad | |
| And women flirt and you can bet | |
| They like that tickle that they get | |
| The only time | |
| I feel bad | |
| Is when the guess the lunch | |
| I've had M- | |
| M-M-M-M-M | |
| Moustache | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| M-M-M-M-M- | |
| M Moustache | |
| One hundred hairs make a man |
| zuò cí : Mael, Mael | |
| A lady gets a lotta things | |
| She gets a 20 carat ring | |
| She gets the alimony too | |
| She gets to look good in the nude | |
| But there' s one place where they' ve been whipped | |
| Between the nose and upper lip | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| One hundred hairs make a man | |
| I tried a handlebar design | |
| My Fu Manchu was real fine | |
| My Ronald | |
| Colman made ' em blink | |
| My Pancho | |
| Villa made ' em think | |
| But when I trimmed ' em real small | |
| My Jewish friends would never call | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| One hundred hairs make a man | |
| They call me sir, and that ain' t bad | |
| Sometimes they think that | |
| I' m my Dad | |
| And women flirt and you can bet | |
| They like that tickle that they get | |
| The only time | |
| I feel bad | |
| Is when the guess the lunch | |
| I' ve had M | |
| MMMMM | |
| Moustache | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| MMMMM | |
| M Moustache | |
| One hundred hairs make a man |