[ti:武松打虎] | |
[ar:快板] | |
[00:19.500] | 哎竹板儿这么一打呀 |
[00:21.959] | 别的咱不说 |
[00:23.307] | 说一说武松打虎武二哥 |
[00:25.452] | 话说这么一天 |
[00:29.453] | 武松抄家伙 |
[00:31.403] | 直奔景阳岗 |
[00:33.170] | 他心里乐呵呵 |
[00:35.466] | 要说打虎啊还是武二哥 |
[00:39.326] | 打了虎出了名天下传说 |
[00:43.329] | 可没走几里路他心里暗琢磨 |
[00:47.283] | 这山上的老虎到底多大个儿 |
[00:51.546] | 是公还是母儿是高还是矬 |
[00:55.343] | 是一个是两个还是一大窝 |
[00:59.543] | 一个还好办我跟它能比划 |
[01:03.349] | 要是上来七八个我可打不过 |
[01:06.295] | 转身刚要走心里又琢磨 |
[01:19.468] | 县太爷为打虎摆了好几桌 |
[01:23.413] | 又吃饭又喝酒还给我唱歌儿 |
[01:27.514] | 戴红花儿骑大马送我上山坡 |
[01:31.518] | 这样就回去我这话怎么说 |
[01:36.665] | 我说我感冒我说我咳嗽 |
[01:39.424] | 我说我有假条儿歇两天再说 |
[01:43.482] | 县太爷听这话准说我念嘬 |
[01:46.177] | 众百姓听了这面子往哪儿搁 |
[01:51.376] | 我还得把山上 |
[01:53.36] | 我还得去拼搏 |
[01:55.98] | 打死虎出了名 |
[01:57.205] | 我可了不得 |
[01:58.257] | 最起码儿的跟相声大腕 |
[02:01.622] | 平起又平坐 |
[02:03.518] | 什么叫魏文亮那个是田立和 |
[02:07.327] | 马三立见了我提前得遛活 |
[02:19.433] | 刚要把山上 |
[02:21.284] | 他心里又琢磨 |
[02:23.185] | 这万一出点儿事这可了不得 |
[02:27.432] | 老虎咬脚豆儿咬我胳肢窝 |
[02:31.246] | 我有痒痒肉一咬嗝儿嗝儿乐 |
[02:35.353] | 咬我后脑勺儿我可不能活 |
[02:39.308] | 把我咬伤了全家数唠我 |
[02:43.352] | 谁上你逞能谁让这么做 |
[02:47.122] | 你想成大腕儿你想点别的辙 |
[02:51.267] | 你死也不能死你活也不能活 |
[02:55.190] | 你成这模样你算招谁的 |
[02:59.484] | 武松当时的心情啊 |
[03:01.483] | 真是不好说 |
[03:03.279] | 就跟我在音乐基地里心情 |
[03:05.630] | 差不多了 |
[03:07.329] | 武松一看表呀时间快到了 |
[03:11.130] | 想了半天怎么着 |
[03:13.33] | 也要谢谢同志门那 |
[03:15.941] | 我说朋友你听怎么样? |
[03:19.296] | 赶快给俺提一个宝贵意见 |
ti: wu song da hu | |
ar: kuai ban | |
[00:19.500] | ai zhu ban er zhe me yi da ya |
[00:21.959] | bie de zan bu shuo |
[00:23.307] | shuo yi shuo wu song da hu wu er ge |
[00:25.452] | hua shuo zhe me yi tian |
[00:29.453] | wu song chao jia huo |
[00:31.403] | zhi ben jing yang gang |
[00:33.170] | ta xin li le he he |
[00:35.466] | yao shuo da hu a hai shi wu er ge |
[00:39.326] | da le hu chu le ming tian xia chuan shuo |
[00:43.329] | ke mei zou ji li lu ta xin li an zuo mo |
[00:47.283] | zhe shan shang de lao hu dao di duo da ge er |
[00:51.546] | shi gong hai shi mu er shi gao hai shi cuo |
[00:55.343] | shi yi ge shi liang ge hai shi yi da wo |
[00:59.543] | yi ge hai hao ban wo gen ta neng bi hua |
[01:03.349] | yao shi shang lai qi ba ge wo ke da bu guo |
[01:06.295] | zhuan shen gang yao zou xin li you zuo mo |
[01:19.468] | xian tai ye wei da hu bai le hao ji zhuo |
[01:23.413] | you chi fan you he jiu huan gei wo chang ge er |
[01:27.514] | dai hong hua er qi da ma song wo shang shan po |
[01:31.518] | zhe yang jiu hui qu wo zhe hua zen me shuo |
[01:36.665] | wo shuo wo gan mao wo shuo wo ke sou |
[01:39.424] | wo shuo wo you jia tiao er xie liang tian zai shuo |
[01:43.482] | xian tai ye ting zhe hua zhun shuo wo nian chuai |
[01:46.177] | zhong bai xing ting le zhe mian zi wang na er ge |
[01:51.376] | wo hai de ba shan shang |
[01:53.36] | wo hai de qu pin bo |
[01:55.98] | da si hu chu le ming |
[01:57.205] | wo ke liao bu de |
[01:58.257] | zui qi ma er de gen xiang sheng da wan |
[02:01.622] | ping qi you ping zuo |
[02:03.518] | shen me jiao wei wen liang na ge shi tian li he |
[02:07.327] | ma san li jian le wo ti qian de liu huo |
[02:19.433] | gang yao ba shan shang |
[02:21.284] | ta xin li you zuo mo |
[02:23.185] | zhe wan yi chu dian er shi zhe ke liao bu de |
[02:27.432] | lao hu yao jiao dou er yao wo ge zhi wo |
[02:31.246] | wo you yang yang rou yi yao ge er ge er le |
[02:35.353] | yao wo hou nao shao er wo ke bu neng huo |
[02:39.308] | ba wo yao shang le quan jia shu lao wo |
[02:43.352] | shui shang ni cheng neng shui rang zhe me zuo |
[02:47.122] | ni xiang cheng da wan er ni xiang dian bie de zhe |
[02:51.267] | ni si ye bu neng si ni huo ye bu neng huo |
[02:55.190] | ni cheng zhe mu yang ni suan zhao shui de |
[02:59.484] | wu song dang shi de xin qing a |
[03:01.483] | zhen shi bu hao shuo |
[03:03.279] | jiu gen wo zai yin yue ji di li xin qing |
[03:05.630] | cha bu duo le |
[03:07.329] | wu song yi kan biao ya shi jian kuai dao le |
[03:11.130] | xiang le ban tian zen me zhao |
[03:13.33] | ye yao xie xie tong zhi men na |
[03:15.941] | wo shuo peng you ni ting zen me yang? |
[03:19.296] | gan kuai gei an ti yi ge bao gui yi jian |
ti: wǔ sōng dǎ hǔ | |
ar: kuài bǎn | |
[00:19.500] | āi zhú bǎn ér zhè me yī dǎ ya |
[00:21.959] | bié de zán bù shuō |
[00:23.307] | shuō yī shuō wǔ sōng dǎ hǔ wǔ èr gē |
[00:25.452] | huà shuō zhè me yì tiān |
[00:29.453] | wǔ sōng chāo jiā huo |
[00:31.403] | zhí bèn jǐng yáng gǎng |
[00:33.170] | tā xīn lǐ lè hē hē |
[00:35.466] | yào shuō dǎ hǔ a hái shì wǔ èr gē |
[00:39.326] | dǎ le hǔ chū le míng tiān xià chuán shuō |
[00:43.329] | kě méi zǒu jǐ lǐ lù tā xīn lǐ àn zuó mo |
[00:47.283] | zhè shān shàng de lǎo hǔ dào dǐ duō dà gè ér |
[00:51.546] | shì gōng hái shì mǔ ér shì gāo hái shì cuó |
[00:55.343] | shì yí gè shì liǎng gè hái shì yī dà wō |
[00:59.543] | yí gè hái hǎo bàn wǒ gēn tā néng bǐ huà |
[01:03.349] | yào shì shàng lái qī bā gè wǒ kě dǎ bu guò |
[01:06.295] | zhuǎn shēn gāng yào zǒu xīn lǐ yòu zuó mo |
[01:19.468] | xiàn tài yé wèi dǎ hǔ bǎi le hǎo jǐ zhuō |
[01:23.413] | yòu chī fàn yòu hē jiǔ huán gěi wǒ chàng gē ér |
[01:27.514] | dài hóng huā ér qí dà mǎ sòng wǒ shàng shān pō |
[01:31.518] | zhè yàng jiù huí qù wǒ zhè huà zěn me shuō |
[01:36.665] | wǒ shuō wǒ gǎn mào wǒ shuō wǒ ké sòu |
[01:39.424] | wǒ shuō wǒ yǒu jià tiáo ér xiē liǎng tiān zài shuō |
[01:43.482] | xiàn tài yé tīng zhè huà zhǔn shuō wǒ niàn chuài |
[01:46.177] | zhòng bǎi xìng tīng le zhè miàn zi wǎng nǎ ér gē |
[01:51.376] | wǒ hái dé bǎ shān shàng |
[01:53.36] | wǒ hái dé qù pīn bó |
[01:55.98] | dǎ sǐ hǔ chū le míng |
[01:57.205] | wǒ kě liǎo bù dé |
[01:58.257] | zuì qǐ mǎ ér de gēn xiàng sheng dà wàn |
[02:01.622] | píng qǐ yòu píng zuò |
[02:03.518] | shén me jiào wèi wén liàng nà gè shì tián lì hé |
[02:07.327] | mǎ sān lì jiàn le wǒ tí qián dé liú huó |
[02:19.433] | gāng yào bǎ shān shàng |
[02:21.284] | tā xīn lǐ yòu zuó mo |
[02:23.185] | zhè wàn yī chū diǎn ér shì zhè kě liǎo bù dé |
[02:27.432] | lǎo hǔ yǎo jiǎo dòu ér yǎo wǒ gē zhī wō |
[02:31.246] | wǒ yǒu yǎng yǎng ròu yī yǎo gé ér gé ér lè |
[02:35.353] | yǎo wǒ hòu nǎo sháo ér wǒ kě bù néng huó |
[02:39.308] | bǎ wǒ yǎo shāng le quán jiā shù láo wǒ |
[02:43.352] | shuí shàng nǐ chěng néng shuí ràng zhè me zuò |
[02:47.122] | nǐ xiǎng chéng dà wàn ér nǐ xiǎng diǎn bié de zhé |
[02:51.267] | nǐ sǐ yě bù néng sǐ nǐ huó yě bù néng huó |
[02:55.190] | nǐ chéng zhè mú yàng nǐ suàn zhāo shuí de |
[02:59.484] | wǔ sōng dāng shí de xīn qíng a |
[03:01.483] | zhēn shì bù hǎo shuō |
[03:03.279] | jiù gēn wǒ zài yīn yuè jī dì lǐ xīn qíng |
[03:05.630] | chà bù duō le |
[03:07.329] | wǔ sōng yī kàn biǎo ya shí jiān kuài dào le |
[03:11.130] | xiǎng le bàn tiān zěn me zhāo |
[03:13.33] | yě yào xiè xiè tóng zhì mén nà |
[03:15.941] | wǒ shuō péng yǒu nǐ tīng zěn me yàng? |
[03:19.296] | gǎn kuài gěi ǎn tí yí gè bǎo guì yì jiàn |