I Like Drugs

Song I Like Drugs
Artist Steel Panther
Album Balls Out

Lyrics

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[00:16.47] Last night, I got so high
[00:19.09] I think I had sex with the cable guy
[00:22.41] Well I'll admit, it would've been funny,
[00:25.59] But that pole smoker stole all my drug money
[00:29.47] I buy chronic every week or so
[00:31.96] But I do it when I'm really really high on blow
[00:35.71] I'm wide awake, but it's hard to count
[00:38.59] I paid 1100 dollars for a quarter ounce!
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[00:42.34] I like drugs but they don't like me
[00:45.47] My brain cells seem to disagree
[00:48.72] I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs,
[00:53.40] but they don't like me
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[01:01.56] I was pounding some b*tch the other night
[01:05.01] Rolling on E man, feeling alright
[01:08.75] When I was high she was hotter than heck
[01:11.56] But I woke up to a face that looked like Shrek
[01:14.69] I get high, that ain't no lie
[01:18.19] But I can't afford another friggin DUI
[01:21.63] Doctor says "stop, or you'll be dying"
[01:24.89] I was gonna, but then you said you were buying
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[01:28.58] I like drugs but the don't like me
[01:31.27] It's always better, when they're free!
[01:34.64] I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs,
[01:39.33] but they don't like me
[01:42.95] No they don't!
[01:45.27] Don't try and stop me, I can't be saved, oh yeah
[01:51.27] If I die tonight at least my balls are shaved,
[01:56.15] Can you necro-feel-it!
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[02:11.14] Aaahhhhh yeah... I like drugs
[02:15.71] I do it when I'm chillin'
[02:17.77] Aaaahhhhhh yeah... I like drugs
[02:21.71] I've even snorted penicillin
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[02:27.45] If I can crush it - it goes up my nose
[02:30.45] If it's smack I'll shoot it in between my toes
[02:34.01] How old am I? Nobody knows!
[02:36.95] My surgeon is my dealer so my age never shows!
[02:40.51] Vicodin, Valium, Percocet and crack,
[02:43.82] Everybody scream Heavy Metal's back!
[02:47.07] I like drugs but the don't like me
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[02:52.20] I like drugs but the don't like me
[02:55.20] I'm driving right now to the next party
[02:58.51] I like drugs, I like drugs, I like drugs,
[03:03.20] but they don't like me
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[03:11.70] Oh sh*t man,
[03:12.70] I'm getting pulled over again...
[03:14.39] Ah I better chug these beers,
[03:16.64] where's those pills, sh*t?
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[03:18.95] Sir do you realize you were going 25mph on the freeway back there?
[03:22.45][Michael:] Well what's the f*cking speed limit? 15 mph?
[03:27.58] Sir do you have any Warrants?
[03:29.26] I got their first CD, but you can't have it motherf*cker! Later!
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[03:40.50] I got a 5150 on a 2112, I'm following a 1984 yellow Camaro.
[03:45.31] Suspect looks like a chubby David Lee Roth...
[03:48.19] scratch that, more like a skinny version of Vince Neil!
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